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Tumblr announcing that they are unbanning nudity immediately after elon musk starts burning twitter to the ground is like pouring gasoline into an already open flame and then spitting on the ashes. The vindictive pettiness is so entertaining to watch--just outstanding

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CHENLE ☓ ‘BEATBOX’ 220602

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Watching airport videos of 127 leaving Incheon today and laughing my ass off cos only Jungwoo got it right with his bermudas and casual top. Jaehyun was ok too with his linen shirt.

The rest of them were over dressed with too many layers.

Doyoung n Johnny are gonna sweat when they land. Good luck and welcome to the most godawful country in the world.

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Sorting OT23 into Xxxx / marry / kill

This is from my perspective and my perspective only. You can share yours.

Taeil- kill - I’m sorry I’m killing everyone’s favourite grandpa

Johnny - xxxx, like Ten would

Taeyong - come on! It’d mean I won’t have to do housework for the rest of my life! Marry!

Yuta - xxxx - I can’t get along with scorpios, so I can’t marry him like I’d like to. They’re too intense.

Kun - If I marry Kun my mum will adopt him and forget my existence. They must never meet. So xxxx it is.

Ok ok I’ll stop pretending Kun is not my husband

Doyoung - marry. It’d be like marrying myself. But marry.

Ten - Ten is here to have tea and gossip with.

Jaehyun- kill? The minimal effort he puts into IG makes me question the effort he’d put into other things

Win win - kill. I don’t want 22 other men and those crazy Yunqis coming after me for marrying or xxxx-ing him. Oh wait, they’re still gonna come after me for killing him. Also this long ass para fulfils the “give win win more lines” complaints that yunqis always have.

Jungwoo- he joins me and Ten at tea. If not I have to kill him cos he’s prettier than me. And snoopyzens will kill me.

Lucas - xxxx just so I can brag to my sister. *rubs hands with glee

Mark - Marry!!!! Wait, will my mum wanna adopt him too?

Xiao Jun - kill. I’m not playing second fiddle to Bella

Hendery- Marry. He’s awesome! I like him!

(Didn’t they say his parents own a diamond biz? Plus his sisters seem fun! )

Renjun - it’s either kill or be killed by him. So kill.

Jeno - marry!

Haechan - kill. I just can’t handle extroverts, so he can’t join the high tea with Ten and Jungwoo

Caffeinated Jaemin - kill on sight.

Uncaffeinated jaemin - marry cos he can cook for me

Oh wait, I should include this as well -

Nomin - marry. I’ll look like I have 2 handsome bodyguards everywhere I go

Yang yang - marry!!! He’s talented and intelligent!!

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Shotaro - I’m just gonna put it out there that I will have to face Yuta if I do anything to him. So imma leave him alone

Sungchan - marry. If only to continue the tall genes in my family since only 1 person inherited it and it’s not me

Chenle - Chenle is my son. I can’t do any of those things to him! If he wasn’t my son I’d marry him cos duh! $$$$

Jisung - Jisung on the other hand is not my son. But do I want hate messages? No. So I’m not gonna kill him. Ironically Jisung would approve of me killing him.

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CHENLE ☓ ‘BEATBOX’ 220602

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pov: you’re the roach living in the sm training rooms and yuta is about to step on you

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I WAS WAITING FOR THESE

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taemin is definitely a Top 5 Weird Celebrity like. he is an actual practicing catholic but all his songs are like “i am the devil tempting you with sinful sex.” does he go to confession and say “well i performed a slutty song onstage yesterday. i’m going to do it again tomorrow. please forgive me in advance.”

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[220525] xuminghao_o Instagram Update

🥫🥫

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Yanan from pentagon

do y’all have a group that you don’t stan and know next to nothing about them but there’s that one member when you see them on your dash you’re like Oh That’s My Baby

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By the way my mental health has improved (finally my body agreed with the new meds) but my physical health hasn’t.

The stuff I take for my autoimmune disease gives me Low immunity. And I’m sick now with an infection.

So I’m still not writing stuff until I feel better. Sorry!

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Good news- I passed an exam this week.

Bad news- I’ve another one next week.

Ok I’m crawling back into bed.

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🐻💪🖤.

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[GOT7] CONCEPT PHOTO GOT7’S HOUSE [UNDER CONSTRUCTION]

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Hit : Vernon

⇢ Synopsis: You might not be great at taking the large bong your frat friends pass around at parties, but Vernon has at least one pipe you can handle ;) 

⇢ Pairing: Stoner!Vernon x fem!reader  ⇢ Genre: smut, fluff, slow burn ⇢ Warnings (18+): weed/drug use, shotgunning, sex without a condom, big dick! Vernon, cock warming, fingering, boob worship, soft pet names, lots of grinding/heavy petting and build up, cockhigh reader dumbification, etc…  ⇢ Word Count: 9.1k  ⇢ Tropes/AU’s: frat au, stoner!Vernon, love triangle, friends to lovers

Prologue : Then 

As if your first day of university can’t get any more nerve-racking or heart lurching, you’re equal parts shocked, dismayed, and excited to stumble upon one of the prettiest guys you’ve ever seen when you finally find your orientation group.

Everything happens quickly, and you can hardly focus while the circle of 20 people go through short introductions, your eyes keep finding the guy that looks way too attractive to be a first year-

The man next to your mystery crush is a music major and introduces himself as, “Boo Seungkwan, but I’m Seungkwan, not Boo-”

Hazle brown eyes light up with a smile at his friend’s antics, and just as you’re about to start drooling at how pretty he is, it’s the man in muted tones’ turn to speak.

“Hi, I’m Hansol,” he says, giving a small wave to the circle. “I’m in history for sure, and maybe a minor in philosophy, but we’ll see.”

He has a way of speaking that transfixes you, a way of being-

But before you can think much more of it, your orientation group leader is announcing “we’ll now be splitting off into smaller teams to look at the different arts buildings you’ll be learning in for the majority of your time on campus.” 

You’re not a history major, so you don’t end up in the group that goes to take an ‘in depth look’ at the history building, and a rumbling of emotions builds within you when you watch the pretty boy disappear from view.

While you might be in the same faculty at the same university, it’s a big campus, and there’s no guarantee you’ll see him ever again. 

Keep reading

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220513 | NCT DREAM’s Instagram update with Chenle

photo by nana

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220513 | NCT DREAM at Incheon International Airport on the way to Germany for 'KPOP FLEX to Germany' - Chenle