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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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this is a totally random tangent but a cheese burger with swiss cheese on it is not the kind of burger i'd typically think to put mustard on... i am an idiot. mustard and swiss cheese compliment each other affectingly. romantically even. this is insane

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"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

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Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access

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Ma'am did you seriously just gainax while crushing a woman to death

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it's important to mock and belittle military and law enforcement to signal to others that these are not respectable professions, both to dissuade entry and to devalorize the institutions in the public eye

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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The communists: "Comrades and peasants, the PLA is here and we have rounded up the landlords! We are letting you decide what to do with them!"

The peasantry:

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guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?

guy who lives near a construction site:

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Today I learned that Cainhurst helmet has a toothy grin in the lower part...The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst is even more sexy now

Also, it seems that he has a tiny bell on his neck?? He's probably wearing it to piss off his enemies even more

Every soulsborne fan artist should have a NPC they're obsessed with and it's usually just some guy who has two cryptic phrases to say and that's it. My brain randomly decided to obsess with some guy who doesn't say a THING in the game, great

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A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.

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it really is so insanely funny that american identity is so fucking tied to consumerism and nothing else at all that the oldest concept of american tradtion fascists have to retvrn to is the wold of catalog ads