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but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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Tony: Once, while we were having sex, Bucky stopped and told me he loved me.

Tony: And then he slapped my ass and said, “Back to business.”

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Tony: when you said you’d do “magic in bed”, this isn’t exactly what I was ex-

Steve: (holds up 8 of hearts) is this your card?

Tony:(softly) holy shit

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STEVE ROGERS + smiling

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howard stark vs. tony stark: fatherhood (or, howard being a shitty dad vs. tony not letting that stop him from being a good dad)

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Steve... we get it Steve!

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Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—

Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.

Morgan:…

Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Sam: oh my god.

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[Steve leaves a message on the phone]

Steve: Tony, you there? Look, I know you're still mad, but I figure you're probably sitting there pretending you're not home but listening anyway.

[cut to Tony, who is doing just that]

Tony: Am not.

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2012 fanon avengers when the assemble alarm goes off during their bi-weekly team dinner

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#best friends

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wilf (wip i’d like to finish)

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yes, Robert, because you are kinda pretty.

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THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER that lives in my head → 13/? (insp.)

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“It was really funny filming the turning to dust scene, because obviously I didn’t turn to dust.”

- Tom Holland on filming Avengers: Infinity War with Robert Downey Jr. .