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has anyone done it yet

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Honestly next time someone's like "wow I can't even draw a stick man 🥺🥺" I'm just gonna be like man that sucks. I can though

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Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!

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What if I just ate the muppet joker? What if I ate him out or just ate him?

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"Oh, he's cinnamon role coded! He's so soft boi!"

OK. Is he Jesus Coded?

Cut the yaoi and get back to God.

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I am so deeply sorry to the Tumblr Community.

I had become desperate. My Kermit plushie was destroyed months ago, and I spent YEARS making love to that muppet's sweet hole every single day for hours. I have been driven mad with need and resorted to online outlets. For a while, I supported artists within the Muppet porn community. But it was not enough. I needed to watch the Muppet hole in 4k. I needed video. But there are not a hell of a lot of muppets in the porn industry... I must confess to watching AI generated Muppet Porn. As someone deeply against AI, I am filled with regret. As a Christian, I am mortified. I will be attending confession with a priest regarding this matter and taking some time offline until I feel right with God and with my people. I will make an effort to only watch hand drawn muppet porn from now on and stop supporting the use of AI. Thank you for your understanding as I work through this difficult time.

I am sorry to have let you down.

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Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

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There's been a lot of talk about how your vote is private, especially aimed at people who might want to vote for Harris but feel pressure from Trump-supporting partners, friends, family, etc. So there's probably going to be more of those people trying to pressure you if they can to send them a ballot selfie, "proving" that you voted a particular kind of way.

So here's a reminder that if someone in your life "requires" a ballot selfie, you can still vote how you want. It's possible to "waste" a ballot and request another one to fill out, so long as you do not submit it. It's possible to correct your selections on a voting machine, so long as you do not hit the "submit" or "vote" button.

So here's how to do this:

First, make sure photographing a ballot is even legal in your state. They are not in a lot of them! Look it up. No better defense against not taking one than "well I looked it up and it's illegal here." Save the link about the election laws in your state to show them if they don't believe you.

Fill out your ballot the way that other person wants, but do not submit it. Take the selfie.

If you're voting by paper, draw a line across it, tell the poll worker you wasted your ballot and want a new one. They are required to give it to you and toss the old ballot.

If you're voting on a machine, hit any necessary back buttons to go back to the beginning of your ballot.

Fill it out the way you want.

THEN hit submit on the voting machine / put your paper ballot in the counting machine / etc.

Other stuff to try to influence your vote - like someone peeking into your ballot box or at your machine - tell a poll worker. Trying to influence another person's vote is illegal voter intimidation, and poll workers are designed to protect you against that. It doesn't matter who is trying to do that.

There was a good post about this going around a few elections ago, but I thought it was a good time for a new one. Since the Harris campaign has rightly been reminding people that their vote is private, some people might be looking for ways to make it not private. We already see far-right jerks like Charlie Kirk melting down at the idea that women might vote differently from their husbands.

But your vote is always private. And there are ways you can ensure that, no matter what.

Remember that democracy is on the line. If Trump wins, this could be our last chance to vote at all. Don't waste it.

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❗️Nevada voters - this is going to sound weird, but PICK UP YOUR PHONE if an unknown number calls.

**Lots of signatures on ballots are not matching and your ballot may need to be fixed.

TLDR; yes, signature matching is an antiquated way to verify ballots but it is still being used. Reportedly thousands of ballots here need to be cured. Answer the phone!

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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I am Abdul Hamid, and this is my mother. The circumstances of the war wanted to destroy my dreams and my mother’s dreams, that I should complete my studies and become successful, compensate my mother for her years of trouble, and benefit myself and society. I hope you look at us with mercy, and this is my university degree. Help me complete my dream and on the path to my success. Help me, even if just a little. Or help me get our message to the donors💔💔🇯🇴I note that my father died when I was one year old💔😔😭and my mother and I’s dream is to live a decent life and complete my education. Please help me 😔

https://gofund.me/e01da0d2

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I like to think there's at least one person in the Gravity Falls universe that's obsessed with lost media and old telephone product commercials. Imagine someone updating the lost media wiki on StanCo products and commercials. Trying to link all the different identities of Stan Pines. Only to find out he died in a mysterious car crash that left no body? Imagine the drama, the niche YouTube videos. The concerns for this person who's oddly obsessed over a decade old scam company.

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Tumblr Tuesday: TURN BACK NOW

Hello, Tumblr. This is your warning. Do not interact with this post. Do not reblog this post. Do not, under any circumstances, like this post. You know what will happen if you do. You have been warned. —Stanford Pines

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extremely important image my non tumblr user cousin asked me to post

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he’s very DEMURE 💛

edit: NOOO I FORGOT THE SCAR