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Hey jsyk op of that post disgraced their dojo
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a second ornithopter has hit the nimbus relay
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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed
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imagine you’re like a feudal lord or evil ceo or something and you’ve got one of your enemies tied up for interrogation, and you really need answers outta this shmuck. and you’re looking through this like black market list of professional torturers and interrogators and one of the highest rated guys just goes by “THE KILLER” and he’s got this super hardcore profile and great reviews by previous clients, hundreds of them. so of course you hire him and lead him to your secret underground base where you’ve got this spy or nemesis of yours or whatever tied up. and once the torturer arrives the first thing he does is kill the guy
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If I was the producer for a game that I knew was absolute dogshit and still wanted to make money off of it I might go on stage in a knockoff maga hat to get the instant sale of gullible right wing chuds too
#tearing my fucking hair out at the absolute state of splitgate#the first game was gold! it played beautifully! the concept was solid and executed wonderfully!#then 2 happens the branding shifts to. that. and now the devs are parodying maga shit#i want a good arena fps made by people that care about arena fpses and i want it to not die in 6 months
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If I don't draw Calne Ca at least once a year, something bad will happen to me
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