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"Steven Universe would forgive Nazis!!!"

The SU crew artists:

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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WARNING: This post's original audio contains a sharp, sudden censor bleep. The volume has been lowered for your comfort. Proceed with caution.

TRANSCRIPT . . . " You really are mean! And all that bad stuff people say about you is true! Like, how you're a two-faced, back stabbing, lying little [ Extended censor bleep ]! "

! ! ! DO NOT SPOIL THE CHARACTER OR VOICE ACTOR IN THE NOTES. Thank you

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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since you did a small gonta i wanna see a small ryoma

first wwolf boy an noww kitty boy :3

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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

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Unpopular opinion but literally not one person in the world should have their human rights violated

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"I quit my birth control and feel so much better, this is proof birth control is poisoning our bodies!!!" listen I am a lucky duck who tried one form of birth control and felt great but if I had to try 80 different types I would because I don't want to get fucking pregnant. if your birth control sucks try a new type!! "everyone should quit their birth control" is a bunch of conservative-crunchy bullshit

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once you remember that you are not in fact catholic and do not actually have to confess your sins all the time things will get better for you. kill the part of you that wants to go into some strangers inbox and tell them why you don’t listen to rap.

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some days you cannot help but pity some people