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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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what the FUCK is wrong with you i was literally forced to join the imperialism genocide squad just so i could pay for college. they were going to like kick me out of imperialism genocide squad if i didnt bomb people. and then what would i do. not pay for COLLEGE??? work at a FAST FOOD CHAIN??? i was literally FORCED to kill enemies of the US empire or i wouldnt get payed. tankies just dont understand us soldiers are just like them, were all struggling to survive and pulling us back into trhe crab buckert doesnt help abnyone.

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In 2005, a group of artists in Italy built a giant 200-foot-long plushie rabbit in the countryside, and just left it there. It’s been there ever since. 

(Source)

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Reminder:

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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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If you've ever felt heartbreak, anger or helplessness over what's happening in Gaza, please let Mohammed's fundraiser be your outlet for those feelings ����

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Gosh.

Must be rough for them.

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Over on my patreon, I just posted a big batch of daily diary comics from my trip to Alaska for comics camp! Here's a freebie :)

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Hey y'all. Here's something for you.

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20 years ago this shit would have obviously been a headline in the onion. no part of this would have been remotely believable and this headline would have been inherently funny.

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houseplant type friend

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[ID: A young lion cub sits with their mother's tail tip held in their mouth like a toy.]

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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

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The occupation is misleading the media, claiming that aid is entering all areas of the Gaza Strip. On the other hand, it has limited its entry to the southern Gaza Strip only, with the aim of encouraging residents of the north, including my family, to migrate south again. Furthermore, aid is not reaching a quarter of the Gaza Strip's population due to the months-long closure of the crossing. The Gaza Strip needs large quantities of food supplies.

Please donate to my family in northern Gaza. They are in great need of help. They cannot find bread to eat or any other type of food. The prices are very high. Donate here please

I haven't received any donations for two days except for my friend.

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Job interviewer: So tell me, where do you hope to see yourself in five years' time?

Me, looking up the company's CEO on my phone and mentally comparing her net worth to the salary estimate I was just given: You know that one painting of the nameless Bolshevik soldier standing in the throne room of the Winter Palace