sapphiclittlecryptid

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Me when I’m right

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michigan city, IN

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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something to consider

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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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It isn’t that uncommon for adults to not have their cutiemark yet, and for a select few to change theirs with drastic measures.

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hey uh if you have an unemployed person in your life and they haven't volunteered information about how the job hunt is going, it's probably because it's going badly!!!! and asking said unemployed person how it's going will only make them feel Bad because the job hunt is Bad. I guarantee you that when the unemployed person in your life has a substantial employment update they will tell you about it. otherwise don't ask unless you're literally going to offer them a job. thank youuuuu

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"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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princess "complex"? hmph. I suppose it would seem rather complex to a commoner

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.