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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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Three beasts, born under a rainbow wing

Happy pride! Feel free to use these as icons.

[Commissions open, DM me to inquire or order directly from my ko-fi!]

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decentralize and clean up your life!!!

use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.

use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).

use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.

get rid of bloatware

use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite

use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.

use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.

use storygraph instead of goodreads.

use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions

use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.

use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp

make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge

use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google

use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)

use flashpoint to play archived online flash games

find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books

burn your music onto cds

use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe

use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes

use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail

remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X

remove bloatware on samsung X

use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta

use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.

feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3

last updated: march 18th 2025

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Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.

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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

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you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

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divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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His yucky face is my favourite thing ever

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happy 4/20 to all who celebrate

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what your favorite zelda game says about you

The Legend of Zelda: you are 40 years old

The Adventure of Link: you’re 40 years old, and gay 

Faces of Evil: you dont know when a joke is taken too far

Wand of Gamelon: you dont know when a joke is taken too far and also youre a lesbian

Link’s Awakening: you need love and a vacation

Ocarina of Time: you think all games made ever since fucking suck

Link to the Past: you help everyone you meet

Link Between Worlds: you especially help everyone you meet and also youre gay

Wind Waker: you love ancient epics and only wear pajamas

Twilight Princess: youre a furry

Minish Cap: YOU’RE ADORABLE

Hyrule Warriors: no items fox only final destination

Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures/Triforce Heroes: your friends would do anything for you, including punch you in the face

Majora’s Mask: youre edgy and/or very sad

Skyward Sword: you’re really, Really gay

Phantom Hourglass: youre gay for linebeck probably

Spirit Tracks: you really like trains and being tossed around by strong girls

Oracle of Seasons: youre a pumpkin spice hipster

Oracle of Ages: youre a vintage hipster

Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland: you are a strange, horrifying creature with no corporeal form

Breath of the Wild: you astral project every day

Link’s Crossbow Training: you play fpses online and tell people you fucked their mom

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I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

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Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

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Hey guys! I know valentines is over, but I'm happy to take some more of these if anyone's still interested in something cute :3!

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now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

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