me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”
me as soon as im home:
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Penguin Club
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“You will search for me in another person, I promise.”
— Unknown
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the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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who up wanting something they can never have
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Alright, now lose it (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Just lose it (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Go crazy (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone
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Megan’s Instagram Update (March 29, 2024)
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i just have to make it through the next few or tens or hundreds or thousands of weeks. until i'm dead
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