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wow this app crazy.

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going to start a discord server called “forced hyperfixations” and there will be a list of thousands of obscure tv shows no one’s heard of and we’ll have a lottery on the 1st of every month and whoever knows the most trivia by the end of the month wins. Tv shows from previous months will be immediately banned from discussion forever

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i think im a hater until i spend a few minutes on twitter then im like wow i should win a nobel peace prize

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Looney tunes Facebook meme that says I don't get horny I get even

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Whoever named toadstools got it completely right. Like yes that is a toadstool. Absolutely it is a stool for a toad. I wouldn’t have it any other way

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chlorine

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Candle Cove circa 1920′s

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Ghosts

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Christmas Entities

[Jack Frost]

Spotted within the hours of 12-3am. The entity is preceded by a death within the household (in 4 out of 7 cases, the father). All attempts to capture and obtain a tissue sample have been unsuccessful. 

[Nutcracker]

6 fingers and 3 toes (all belonging to children ages 5-10) were found in the digestive tract of this entity. The nutcracker doll serves as a carapace to protect its soft body.

[Mari Lwyd]

Accompanied by disembodied singing and laughing. Otherwise relatively harmless. When approaching households, family members perceive the entity as an elderly woman with a kind demeanor. 

[Jólakötturinn]

Entity possesses teleportation properties. The cries of children that it has consumed can be heard when nearby. size is estimated to be 12 meters in length and 9 meters in height.

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keeping beetles

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mutuals, do this

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him

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I THINK I FUCKED UP

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8 page short kids book class project on important/current/difficult topics! Covered the topics of change, sibling relationships and the subject of having a transgender family member (in this case an older brother!)

Was made with trans and non-binary art students!

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Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

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Someone in my younger siblings class said they were “yandere for them” and my sibling responded “first of all cringe, second of all red flag” and no phrase has entered my daily lexicon so fast

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interviewer: you are straight

kermit: 😐