sapphirehaze

[sapphirehaze]

you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

[sapphirehaze]

People talk about "The Shape of Water" like it's just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn't about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish

[sapphirehaze]

reblog in case you need these

[sapphirehaze]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[sapphirehaze]

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

[sapphirehaze]

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

[sapphirehaze]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[sapphirehaze]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[sapphirehaze]

we have to bring back art deco like right now

[sapphirehaze]

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

[sapphirehaze]

bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

[sapphirehaze]

Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

[sapphirehaze]

(influenced by advertising in a way no human has ever been before) in a beautiful sort of way, i see sour cream & onion as my roommates

[sapphirehaze]

dumb argument with a friend, so

[sapphirehaze]

i think every british journalist should just be gunned down

[sapphirehaze]

Need a shirt that says "had dinner with my parents and all I got was misgendered"