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sapphirewolf100 · 25 minutes
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sapphirewolf100 · 27 minutes
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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
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sapphirewolf100 · 29 minutes
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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sapphirewolf100 · 30 minutes
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sapphirewolf100 · 30 minutes
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task manager kill this man
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sapphirewolf100 · 31 minutes
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being sleepy is part of my personality
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sapphirewolf100 · 32 minutes
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Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)
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sapphirewolf100 · 33 minutes
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sapphirewolf100 · 36 minutes
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Im curious...
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sapphirewolf100 · 37 minutes
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sapphirewolf100 · 20 hours
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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sapphirewolf100 · 20 hours
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sapphirewolf100 · 1 day
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the whole point of a zine is that it's cheap to produce, amateur and homemade. if you're being asked to apply to participate in a print project, it is not a zine. if the final product is being printed and bound professionally, it is not a zine. if you are being asked to enter into any kind of licensing agreement more complex than "my work can be reproduced as part of this publication" it is not a zine. nine times put of ten if the final product costs more than $5 you have left zine country. im so serious about this.
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sapphirewolf100 · 1 day
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this too shall pass
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sapphirewolf100 · 1 day
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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sapphirewolf100 · 2 days
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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone
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