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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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it’s so hot i could.. i could.. ?
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#my city’s weather for the week could very well drive me to unspeakable acts#88% humidity why don’t you hit me with 88 hammers instead#it would probs be more pleasant#not to offend anyone who’s been hit with 88 hammers#reblog
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion
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is it more fiscally conscious to transfer some pokemon instead of spending a buck to get more storage, yes, but unfortunately then some of my twenty-two shiny vanillish would be in the melting pot.
#pokemon go#it’s already a running joke between buddies…#i can’t let go of any of my twenty-two (22) shiny vanillish-es…#i have twenty two shiny vanillishes btw…#pokemon go community day#vanillish#pokémon
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guys guess what ٩(◕‿◕。)۶ i took my allergy meds before i even got into bed tonight o(≧▽≦)o can you believe it (ノ´ヮ)ノ*: ・゚
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every half hour i think about getting up and taking an Advil Pain and Sinus and then convince myself that i’d be asleep before it would kick in. i am still sniffling.
#yammering#and instead of getting up and taking an advil pain and sinus i am making this post#because this time surely i Will Fall Asleep
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I don’t care how much I love splatoon or how mentally ill I am you are NEVER getting me to buy the god damn switch 2
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made a picture i will use a lot
#me with pokemon cafe#and i know it’s pathetic#i just CANNOT keep up with all of the level challenges 😭#i should’ve been studying during the candy crush phase of the world#as much as i should’ve been investing in the housing market at age 2
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