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you just never quite know what you'll get when you open my inbox

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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had to turn my brightness all the way up for this one

can i have a cigarette?

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All my boys! Gah I love them all sm

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had to take a break from listening to malevolent to scroll jmart fanart. it’s like drinking poison, saying “man i could use something to wash this down with” and reaching for expired vinegar.

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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

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and he starts crying cause "arthur coulf play piano 😭"

imagine if it was parker who had opened the book and gotten bound to john instead of arthur, right? arthur is dead and parker is freaking out so john does the whole “go play something on that piano, anything that comes to mind! we’ll know pretty quickly if it was you or arthur who played.” and so parker walks over, sits down, puts his fingers on the keys, and starts playing the most clunky, out of tune, god awful piano music you’ve ever heard. like he tries to play something really simple like hot cross buns but he fucks it up so bad

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i don't wanna make out with him but i will gladly dissect him and put him back together slightly different

let me make out with arthur lester. i could fix him

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I am going to make an animatic or something

(Song under cut)

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YOOO THIS ONES ONE OF MY FAVS!!!!

i think its what really got me hooked into malevolent tbh

also be prepared for 20.......

lets....lets keep going....ougghhh...i am unwell someone restrain me....

If anyone sees me about to look up fanart PLEASE STOP ME

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I took a break from my commissions to make a DoorKeay piece that's been clouding my visions

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Currently listening to malevolent, pondering Arthurs design like the orb

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.

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fun fact: i accidentally listened to the first like five episodes of malevolent in one sitting cause i assumed there would be some sort of message at the end of the first episode

i hadn't even realized that like 4 hours had passed

time to get up and go listen to malevolent for 8 hours straight 🙏

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god now im desperate to see them interact

i often think about evi, exiled from her homeland and dragged into marriage in a foreign court, learning their language and their frankly bizarre customs and even learning how to write, retraining herself to do everything with her dominant hand because for some unknown reason they expect women to cover up their left hands... and then seeing that the king's daughter is like her, left-handed, being forced to write in a manner entirely unnatural to her, and having no choice but to watch on in silence, knowing there is nothing she can do

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its always sleep deprivation or period hormones i swear

head in my hands repeating the same phrase over and over they don’t hate me you just haven’t slept