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Rimmer in Marooned: "The only thing I lost when I was twelve were my shoes with a compass in the heel and animal tracks on the sole...I cried for weeks."

I thought at first he meant the compass was part of the pattern, but I googled shoes with compass in the heel...they were real! From the 1960s.

so, did the compass come out....or did you have to take your shoe off and point them north???

Anyway, 12 year old Rimmer sounds so sweet with his animal track shoes.

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miss troi 💜✨ 

(gouache + ink)

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THE LOCKED TOMB PERSONALITY QUIZ OF ALL TIME

TOOK US A WHOLE YEAR TO MAKE

INTRIGUING AND ORIGINAL QUESTIONS

SHITTY DRAWINGS AT THE END

DETAILED RESULTS DESCRIPTIONS

Take it today!!! Share it!!! Spread the gospel!!!

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you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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@dinlukeweek day 5 Dark Fantasy / Greek Mythology

a bit of mortis god luke for u <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

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Actual real dialogue from Back in the Red (don't check just trust me)

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listers lesbian swag is actually off the charts

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Carriage dog

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Star Trek Strap Tournament Round Three (Match 3) (GILFS All Around!)

(Reblog for larger sample size!)

Link to other matches

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Star Trek Strap Tournament Round Three (Match 8)

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Link to other matches

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"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

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Star Trek Strap Tournament Round Three (Match 7)

(Reblog for larger sample size!)

Link to other matches

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Labracadabra!

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I feel more like me when I’m around you

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Flatmates AU