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if you kill either Penn or Teller the survivor will absorb the powers of his fallen brother to destroy you

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The type shit I’m on😈🙏🏾

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gal

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Lifting Kayla

Mik’s showing off the Kayla!

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

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Look, I'm on the spectrum myself, so I totally get the impulse to try and logic things out, but if I see one more post that's like "neurotypical people are crazy because explaining to them why their emotional reactions are irrational doesn't cause them to stop experiencing those emotions" – buddy, that doesn't work on anybody. I'm willing to bet real money it doesn't even work on you. The problem you are experiencing is that you have chosen a deescalation strategy with a zero percent success rate.

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Moving you to a cooler part of the house to protect you during a heat wave.

Thank you it is so not okay out here

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how do you stay cool in hot weather?

I don't I lost that ability during domestication

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being a gamedev really feels like this 95% of the time

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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can i come over and do this