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for some reason i’m embarrassingly bad with time like time on a clock like the fact that it restarts at twelve really fucks me up and a few other things which is, of course, a little humiliating as i am a grown adult and also a little funny because i am a grown adult who has to put in 8hrs on a timer in my phone so i can click and see what time it will be once eight hours has passed so i know if im going to get eight hours of sleep before work (i won’t!)

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very embarrassing to be as overwhelmed by the basics of life the way i am to be honest. paralyzed and sick when doing one single task. everyone keeps telling me how much better im doing but my god brother im not feeling it!!!

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DONT talk to me. standing in a room in oceanus after clearing enemies to hear the softer luring version of the siren song because i like the ambient sound in addition

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it’s funny that athena is clearly tired of me picking divine dash. sorry girl there’s no real alternative

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sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

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keep bursting out into tears at apparently anything and everything if it hits me weird! clip of howl’s moving castle where he goes sophie! sophie you’re beautiful! and i scrolled away quick bc i knew it was coming but unfortunately next up was a cover of a song i like and that did me in

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gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

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coming back here to say i was an idiot as well as being a fool. it’s been eris in the background after showing up uninvited all along

i enjoy the “time passes” audio but mostly because it sounds like melinoë is absolutely slamming that bottle of ambrosia

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been feeling mysteriously dizzy and yucky and generally like shit for the last weekish and i didn’t know why bc i haven’t eaten anything out of the normal and i dknt think it’s viral. anyway just realized hey weird i also ran out of my meds about two days before j started feeling sick and haven’t gotten around to picking em up yet! and so i google symptoms of antidepressant withdrawal and yeah obviously it’s that

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an overly personal question. AND who could possibly answer this sort of thing

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the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

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truly do appreciate the knowledge of my beautifulest berry but i have a duty to correct MISINFORMATION the beautiful marionberry is PNW BORN N BRED

hello everyone.

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you guys are scaring me so you’ve never once even ever had a marionberry pie? not even a little taste? not even a little crumb portioned for a little mouse… SAD!

hello everyone.

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Waiittt what about the index on ao3? You can just deject which chapter you want from the index at the top/bottom of the fic.

oh yeah no i mean i was on page three hundred and forty five of the actual like. hold on

this guy. like the list. not sure how i got there either

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hey what does it mean if i saw a clip of someone singing cabaret from cabaret really well and i actually and legitimately began to dribble tears into my yogurt. what does that mean