saraa-lancee
saraa-lancee
To Live Long and Prosper
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Soren. 23. Non-Binary Lesbian. They/them. College graduate: Wildlife biology and English. love birds and reptiles. Enjoy reading and writing. Bad at video games. PSSSSSTTtt--- Do you like my blog? Looking for beta or editing?https://ko-fi.com/queercanary
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saraa-lancee · 1 minute ago
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The fact that 2001 is rated G is sooo fucking funny to me like well yes there is no nudity or cussing or violence. there is something 1009283828% scarier that is not accounted for in our rating system .
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saraa-lancee · 2 hours ago
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Komodo Dragon
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saraa-lancee · 3 hours ago
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quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny
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saraa-lancee · 5 hours ago
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saraa-lancee · 6 hours ago
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you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.
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saraa-lancee · 8 hours ago
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SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME🩸🩸🩸🐺🐺🩸🐺🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺🩸NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥💥🎸💥HELP ME BELIEVE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏ITS NOT THE REAL ME🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🥩🐺🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺
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saraa-lancee · 9 hours ago
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Yeah I'll go ahead and integrate that into my belief system
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saraa-lancee · 11 hours ago
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saraa-lancee · 12 hours ago
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you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back
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saraa-lancee · 15 hours ago
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going into work on your period should earn you time and a half
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saraa-lancee · 17 hours ago
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they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die
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saraa-lancee · 18 hours ago
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saraa-lancee · 19 hours ago
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are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then
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saraa-lancee · 21 hours ago
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fireplace is such a funny word for that. i mean yeah lets not beat around the bush here; its a fire place. the place for fire. the place chosen especially to have fire. fireplace.
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saraa-lancee · 23 hours ago
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if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth
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saraa-lancee · 1 day ago
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I love that psychic powers are still "allowed" in science fiction. They're an acceptable part of the aesthetic. Like you can't have magic, but you can have brain magic, because it's more Science.
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saraa-lancee · 1 day ago
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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy
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