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it was probably just normal cheese

Well, hell, I was just summoned by a demon. Didn't see that coming.

It's actually not that big a deal because, you know, I'm a hivemind with multiple host bodies and the demon only summoned one of them, so whatever happens to that one the rest of me should be fine, but still... since when do demons do that? Isn't it usually the other way around?

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technically I'm a demon and I summon plants so maybe they were cooking

Well, hell, I was just summoned by a demon. Didn't see that coming.

It's actually not that big a deal because, you know, I'm a hivemind with multiple host bodies and the demon only summoned one of them, so whatever happens to that one the rest of me should be fine, but still... since when do demons do that? Isn't it usually the other way around?

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It never looks like poison if you give the correct dose

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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

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fog of war in the grocery store

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Not yet it's just always useful to have a poison

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maybe but the point of the timer is to leave the room so they don't know it's me

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I mean even if it only exploded one organ that would still probably kill very fast

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Great and does the amount of alcohol I put in effect the time it takes to go off?

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and any special storage requirements?

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good to know *starts making it*

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ok and is there a specific order I need to put them in?

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Ooh let me do it

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you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

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how's it going?

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haiiiiiiiii ^^

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like a minute after ingestion.

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