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So I'm an eldest sibling, and there's this thing that happens sometimes when your younger sibling *demands* that you do something completely reasonable and for some reason that makes it a matter of pride. "Drink more water", "Get your sunscreen", "Tie your shoes", pffft. You can't tell me what to do, you're not my mom. I will not be commanded by a fetus. And then you trip and fall ass over teakettle because you should've tied your shoes. Anyway I'm projecting this onto Sans Undertale now

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Discovers horrendous bloody crimescene.

Gurathin: Was someone ill there?

(SecUnit: wAs sOMeOnE iLl THeRE?)

(Note to self: tell someone to tell Gurathin his vision augments need adjusting)

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Listen, I know it's soft sci-fi and we're not meant to think about it in depth, but also I love to imagine that Murderbot sorta just doesn't know shit about fuck when it comes to its own organic parts, like

MB: I don't take in nutrients like humans do. I don't need food or water.

Incorrect. Resupply lines are mentioned in the first book. At the most basic high-school biology level, if you need oxygen at all its because you're undergoing cellular respiration so you also need glucose. Not to mention potasium, sodium, other electrolytes and WATER!! All that shit is coming from somewhere. Either your one dinky little lung is pulling it out of the air somehow (I'd buy it for water at least) or the resupply lines function as parenteral nutrition.

MB: I don't produce waste.

Incorrect. Aerobic or anerobic, cells produce waste that needs to be filtered out of the blood, not mention cellular breakdown from trauma or natural death. Either there's some sort of internal recycling system going on, or the resupply and repair lines also function as dialysis. My bet is some combination of both.

Show MB: There's no dopamine there.

Maybe romance doesn't trigger dopamine release for you MB, in which case sure, but if you mean constructs don't have dopamine that's INCORRECT AGAIN! We know you have muscles, if you can move those muscles you have dopamine. If you have organic motivation to do ANYTHING you have dopamine. And we know you've got epinephrine, which is made in the same place as dopamine so you def have dopamine.

Show MB: Neural tissue is one of the best data transport material there is.

This one I fully fucking believe, because unlike wires you can send more than just On or Off. Neurotransmitters are so fucking complex if we could use them as WIRING!?!?!? No wonder every ship and system in MB has fucking emotions. No wonder a bot pilot can "Scream and die" when faced with killware. What the fuck is killware btfw??? Do we think it's part computer virus part datapacket that gets translated from binary to mRNA that then hijacks organic cells to fucking kill them?? Do you think there's killware that's turbo brain cancer or digital rabies??

There is so much biopunk potential hidden in the cyberpunk and I'm scrabbling for the crumbs. Martha Wells PLEASE I need ANSWERS!!!

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Just mentioning that Sans is related to science makes me faint.

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What if Sans could see the SAVE star? Funny idea, huh? Wonder if he'd be able to use it too...

I've had to crawl through prep for my big BIG exams this year, so apologies for the very dodgy uploading schedule, I pray it'll be better soon. Hope you're all having a lovely day/night in any case!

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My little headcanons We still need to do it for Paps ig

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Do you ever wonder what would happen if Aliza met a sans that wasn’t hers…? After everything?

Big horrortale fan here. Hello.

I drew aliza’s dress inaccurately but to be fair i did not want to draw poofy sleeves, so yeah

Tried to make her design as lore accurate as possible (due to all the certain events she goes through in the comic)

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chill... chill...

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Some Papyrus sketches because I haven't drawn my boy in 100000 years.

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Song: BRAIN - Kanaria

I added the music to his dancey dance :)

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he needs it

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These were my valentines in the newsletter that just came out!!!

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Made a sequel to this! Noelle didn't have the energy to do a not-so-secret Santa this year around, so Susie jingles her way through the lockers instead of chimneys 🎄

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CHOICE - Animation Meme

omg no way guys it's sans undertale!?! ->💀

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Oh shit i forgot i had this document of secunit doodles from [checks file] 2020 apparently. Including the original thumbnail for this one

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had an attempt at murderbot, my beloved. havent drawn in a while though and am really rusty. prob gonna adjust some things if i draw it more

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Still going somehow