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Birthday sex is celebrating your parents having sex by having sex

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Actors aren’t real (meaning I don’t follow them on social media) but. Kind of funny that Misha collins is very vocal about cas being a top. That’s psychological warfare on jensen ackles if I’ve ever seen it. Because jensen ackles would CLEARLY go no way IM the top but jensen ackles would also clearly never ever publicly go on record about dean Winchester’s fictional gay sex life. So his options are to say you’re wrong when Dean has gay sex he does it differently (big loss for jensen ackles) or stew silently on the fact that he cannot refute dean’s omegan sensibilities (big loss for jensen ackles) . I love it here (in the jensen ackles psychological warfare chamber)

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Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

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i said what i said

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Easier than submitting a bug report

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Artist David Pilatowski just released a set of pins based on his Legend of Zelda X Pokemon Illustrations

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Walking home in 6th grade with enough textbooks in your bag to constitute an osha violation

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WHAT

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So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

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haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

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I love seeing men gush about their relationships and the women they love. It’s time for the whole trope of men hating being married/ viewing relationships as things holding them back. Amen for men uplifting their women and their relationship. Amen for men getting choked up and ready eyes thinking about the one they love. Amen for men thinking of the woman they are with as their best friend.

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standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours