Although the glasses were only around a foot away, there was something immensely satisfying about seeing them zoom towards him, at least until they poked him in the eye.
HP 7, ch: The Will of Albus Dumbledore
Happy Birthday, m’boy!
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Lily: I'm so happy that I could kiss you!
James: Uh... neat.
[Later]
James, lying face down on his bed: I said "neat", Remus. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm fucking stupid.
Remus, idly reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, James. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Sirius confessed to me?
James: Didn't you, like, thank him?
Remus: [closes book and stares at the ceiling]
Remus: I fucking thanked him.
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I made it
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You’re in his DMs, but I wrote a poem on his eyes as green as a fresh pickled toad, we are not the same.
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Ron: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Ron: [throws water bottles at everyone]
Seamus: Uh…
Hermione: He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Ron: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Harry: [crying] It’s working.
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when remus first got bitten by a werewolf his parents rushed him to the hospital and they were like “what’s wrong?” “he was bitten by a werewolf” “oh god. what’s his name?” “remus lupin.” “sir are you fucking with me right now”
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hermione: i’ll go to bed later, i’m recreating the entirety of hogwarts in every sims game
ron: why
hermione: fun, initially. stubbornness, eventually. hubris, definitely.
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sirius: remus and i are no longer friends.
remus: that's literally the worst way to tell people that we are dating.
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Lily: Can you at least TRY to see from my perspective?
James: *crouches down*
Lily: I despise you.
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Sirius: uhm... Reg? what do you have there?
Reg running: a knife!
Sirius running after him: NO-
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07/31/2020
Is Snape still a douche?
Yes.
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happy birthday harry!
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Celebrate TERF J. K. Rowling’s birthday by donating to help the trans community
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an alignment chart of harry james potter’s iconic lines (happy birthday lad)
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