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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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cracking open a lukewarm one with the nobody

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me trying not to let the shit break me

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*frots you like this*

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Having a boyfriend is literally free

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we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

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thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

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not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations

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Camel fact: They're incredibly flexible and can kick in any direction. You are not safe from a camel kick just because you're standing in front or to the side

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fresno nightcrawlers but one is wearing JNCO jeans and the other is wearing tripp pants