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he legitimately looks like a disney sidekick character

when u think about his soulful brown eyes…

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Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

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the comments on this video killed me

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colllection

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no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

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wait what happened, is this an iOS-specific thing?

y'all joked about tiktok peeps having to censor words, look what happened

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i knew it had to be cutbu because no other living soul on this earth has as much of an obsession with ass as this man

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i'm cackling

I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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Hey, if you were in the UK in 1994 around Christmas, and you grabbed a ride towards Scotland in a black van, and in the back of the van there was a body in a coffin, a lady with a fiddle, and another lady with a newborn, and everyone was in weirdly high spirits, and you eventually had to bail just kinda in the middle of nowhere and you hopped off and disappeared into the night, can you let me know if you’re alright? 

I was the newborn and I’m really worried about you.

(Can folks share this post? I legitimately want to find this stranger, I have so many questions, and I think they do as well.)

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Source

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the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS