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All of the full moons of 2024

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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still being active on tumblr is camp

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So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

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Why are there sleeping positions and levels of comfort that are only discoverable in the morning hours when you're supposed to get up?

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Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

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"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."

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Good morning! ☀️

"No! Scoob! Get back here!"

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My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

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Bohatyrka by sculptor Vasily Korchevoy

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www.fuckaround.com/findout

www.actions.com/consequences