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Kingsman: The Golden Circle but only the good parts

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I feel this on an emotional level

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All hell wouldve broke loose!!

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Me at any given point in my day.

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one ticket to paris, please

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His ARMSSSS🙏🏻

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me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:

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Kai: Is she going to be ok?

Elena: Yes, just keep applying pressure

Kai, leaning in closer to Y/n: If you die, Damon and I will have no supervision

Elena: Not like that!

Damon: It's true!

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Needing some Maurice “Frenchie” Theriault x reader stuff NEOW

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SPOILER: When Ashoka kicked Anakin in the face and he did that deranged smile, that was lowkey sexy. 😩

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I have come to the conclusion that I am not pro nor anti anything except for pro Lucas and anti Disney

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Omega: *runs into the room with Lula in her arms after having a nightmare* There's a monster in my closet...

You: Sweetheart, monsters aren't real.

Hunter: There is nothing in your closet.

Wrecker: Monster?!

Tech: *sighs* There are no monsters in your closet, Omega. They aren't even real.

Echo: Go back to sleep, Omega.

Omega: Okay... *leaves*

Crosshair: *rolls his eyes*

-Five minutes later-

Omega: T-there's still a monster in the closet...

Crosshair: *stands up, annoyed* Alright, where?

Omega: *takes him to her room*

Crosshair: This closet? *points*

Omega: *nodding with tears in her eyes* Uh huh...

Crosshair: *takes his sniper rifle and shoots into the closet three times* Is it still there?

Omega: 😶

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people who don't watch clone wars because of the animation don't know what they're missing out on

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they really made obi wan look like the biggest dilf in the galaxy with the long hair and beard huh

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Forget that this is a promo pic for a second

Can we talk about how Obi-Wan and Anakin both look like they’re taking mugshots 😭

All I can think about is the Barbie movie pics with Ken and Barbie together taking their mugshots 💀

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Photos of the star wars men being boyfriend coded. I love them sm.

Reblog with more cause there are simply never enough.