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my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)

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a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist

how’s your sleep schedule

have you eaten or drank anything besides sugar and caffeine

how long have you been sitting in one spot

have you gone out in public recently

have you taken a shower/brushed your teeth/groomed yourself properly

have you spent time doing an activity that doesn’t involve a screen

etc

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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

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got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

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au where padme lives and raises her two children thinking that anakin died on mustafar and works behind the scenes in the rebellion

and anakin/vader thinks that he killed padme

and they both think the other is dead and vader hates the shadowy leader of the rebellion and padme hates the emperor’s black-suited attack dog

i just have a lot of ideas about this idk

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it is funny having a big heavy purse bc people who don't carry bags are always like "god what do u even have in there" and then every time you hang out they need something that you have in there

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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

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i am very weak for the “ruthless person who develops one (1) ounce of ethics because the person they are obsessed with wouldn’t approve of murder” thing.

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.