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Kris!!

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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The wind is howling

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the angels have come for your gluttony

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out of context this panel is so funny

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Hi hello hey

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my mans running animation only got two frames

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i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

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JON 2 (½)

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(JON 1)

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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

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My other girlfriend is my

Joyride [x]

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Imagine you grow up to be a weapon to God except you’re crazy smart and then God can’t fix your dying sister but God Can Do Anything so you realize god is just another kid like you. but you’re healthy and strong and god is sickly and weak so you start trying to free god because in the end you were raised to protect god. Your dad is a corrupt cop and your mom is yakuza but you’re so smart that you are unweaving yourself from cult tactics and from the cult and you learn underground training and how to hurt people and take jobs that aren’t meant for normal people and you learn how to manipulate people from your weird friend and you still see yourself as just a weapon. a weapon who can do anything and you’re too loud and too big for your body and too loud for everyone around you and you love so so deeply but you don’t feel like people love you (god pushed you away) (your only friend for many years pushed you away) (for your sake but he still pushed you away) so you smile really big and piss people off on purpose and put yourself in a solo role so you can latch onto everyone but never Be anyone’s. everyone has a partner! a group! a team! but not you! ^_^ You get disowned you get forced out of your home country you become a mercenary with a 16 year old who you know shouldn’t be in this life either because he’s so young (you are 19) so you keep trying to sabotage the only “partnership” you have ever had. You set your sights on becoming the one thing you’ll never be able to become

and ☝️ you sing stupid songs on stage with a cowboy hat on.

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my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

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oh you know