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Fuck. Yeah. Gorgeous.

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My kids once moved all the little bottles of alcohol at Mandalay Bay in Vegas. The ones on the sensors that charge you…I called reception in a flat panic to say it was the kids please don’t charge me!

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Yes!

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Fuck. Yeah.

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Delicious.

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How I want to be greeted by my Woman.

Let’s do some “we shouldn’t be doing this” things.

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Delicious cunt-taco.

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AND she looks Russian. Sounds Russian too.

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Pity his team is so shit.

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Hmmmm. It’s the whore-e-vator.

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That reminds me. I’m hard as a rock.

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Doll.

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