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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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9 versions of Morning on the Seine, by Claude Oscar Monet

c. 1897

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hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

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Credit to: user

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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

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Jenny Holzer.

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Gael García Bernal, my 👑 🤭

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I Stitch Colorful Threads Into Tulle To Create a 3D-Effect On My Artwork

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Erin Hanson on Instagram

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(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

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I am pieces of all the places I have been, and the people I have loved. I've been stitched together by song lyrics, book quotes, adventure, late night conversations, moonlight, and the smell of coffee.

Brooke Hampton

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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

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hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?