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Hot Pink Crocs [inspired by this @bisexualdemondean post] 

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Breakfast in heaven

God: Good morning.

Uriel: Good morning.

Raphael: Good morning.

Michael: Good morning.

Lucifer: You all sound like robots! ‘Good morning, good morning.’ Come on Spice it up a bit will you?

Gabriel: * walks in* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Sorry I’m late——！！ It takes me more than one month to finish it, but I still can’t make it on Sam’s birthday :(

This is the whole comic for celebrating Sam’s birthday! I posted the last page on the May 2nd, but actually there’re 9 pages of it (I cut it into 36 pieces for fitting into Tumblr). It’s a wonderful experience to draw so many different versions of Sam in one comic.  He’s really been through a lot, but I believe he’ll be happy at last!!

The credit for lines is to @efflorescentjared . Thank you so much!!  I can’t come up with these smooth and native lines without you. Thank you for your effort!! And to @moqueener She is the person who do most of the work on communication between both sides. Love you!

Anyway, hope you guys enjoy it. All the comments are welcomed. Thank you! :)

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Just Breathe

Characters: Jared Padalecki, Reader

Warnings: Fluffy, Somewhat sad, overwhelmed reader 

Word Count: 712

Summary: After a bad day your husband makes sure you know you’re loved and that you can get through anything. 

Request:  @allboutthathiddlesbooty So would you write Jared if you got a request ? I really need a comfort fix. I just spent the last 3 days on my feet, I’m exhausted, and I just need a massage and some love.

A/N:  Your week will get better, love! I used the interview where Jared said that if it wasn’t for Gen he woulnd’t be here. (HOW SWEET IS THAT?!)

Also, no hate towards Gen. I love her and their famiy, it’s just for fun. Please, please no Gen (Or Danneel) hate on my blog. I adore her, I have no interest in that and I won’t put up with it. Be kind, y’all.

***My fics are not to be saved or posted on any other sites without my written permission. Thanks!*** 

 Forever Tags: @22sarah08 @prxttybirdz

You storm into your Austin home, slamming your front door, tossing your purse onto the counter and immediately grabbing a bottle of wine. It has been a long and terrible week, and to make it worse it was only Wednesday. All you wanted was to soak in the bath with some wine and go to bed early, but your husband was having none of that.

The second the front door had slammed he was making his way down the hall to find you, “Babe?” He walks into the kitchen to see you grabbing a wine glass from the cabinet, he could tell by the look on your face you were worn about as thin as you could get.

He walks over and takes the glass from your hands, placing it on the counter before wrapping you in his arms, lifting your tiny frame off the floor as he held you. No words were exchanged, he just held you, letting your head rest against his chest, his heart beat thumping in your ear. He knew you needed to feel safe and comfortable before he asked what happened, so that’s what he was going to do.

After a few minutes he set you back on the ground and looked down at you, tucking a stray strand of hair behind your ear, “What happened?”

You sigh heavily and shrug, letting your shoulder drop, “Just a long week. I am exhausted, and everything hurts, and I feel like everything is just pointless,” Tears were starting to form as you rambled on about how bad your week was.

“Hey, hey, hey,” Jared quickly bent down, cupping your cheeks in his large hands, “Calm down, babe, Take a deep breath for me.” He stares into your eyes, waiting for you to do as he says.

It takes you a minute to regain your composure, but once you do you take a deep breath and slowly let it out.

“Thank you,” He smiles. “Now, I know it’s been a rough week, but everything is not pointless. You showed me that a long time ago,” He gently wipes away your tears with his thumbs. “I knew you were having a rough week, so I have the bath all ready upstairs, but if you want we can forget the bath and I can rub your feet while we cuddle on the couch. Just tell me what will make you feel better and I’ll make it happen.”

You smile up at the man in front of you, you had no idea what you did to deserve this handsome, sweet and caring man, but you were so grateful he loved you enough to take care of you. You lean up on your tip toes and gently press your lips against his.

He pulls back and smiles down at you, “What was that for?”

You shrug, “Just for being you. A bath with my husband sounds amazing and then a foot rub, maybe?”

He laughs, “Yes, Ma’am.” He wraps his arm around your waist and picks you up bridal style, “Let’s get going then.” He carries you upstairs into your master bathroom, where he had every candle in the house lit, rose petals floating in your bath, wine already ready to go in bucket of ice and the room smells like vanilla and honey, obviously he used your essential oils.

Tears fill your eyes again as you look at him, “You’re way too good for me.”

He shakes his head, locking eyes with you, “No. If it wasn’t for you I wouldn’t still be here, so I am just spending the rest of my life making it up to you. A couple of bad days doesn’t mean everything is pointless and I promise you, the week is only going to get better if I have anything to say about it.” He kisses your forehead and sets you down in front of the tub, “Just remember to breathe, beautiful. Remember you are enough and nothing is impossible for you to get through.”

Even though things had been tense and exhausting the past few days, as long as you had this giant teddy bear by your side everything would be just fine, you just needed a reminder that you could pull through anything, and having his arms around you didn’t hurt either.  

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Tink

Jace x Reader

Requested by @ladyannikki

“All that happened in one week?” You giggled as Izzy finished ranting and flopped onto your bed with you.

“Yes, it’s exhausting.” She complained and you nodded cuddling up with her as she ranted about everything that had happened that week.

“Maybe I could help?” You offered but she shook her head.

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Me: *Sees a super scary demon and screams, clinging onto Jace*

Jace: Silly Mundane! It’s not like it’s a duck.

Me: *Narrows eyes at Jace*

Alec: *Shakes head and sighs*

A week later:

Me: *Clears throat*

Jace: Yes what do you….!!! *Screams and clings into Alec while continuing to scream.

Me: Silly Shadowhunter! It’s not like it’s a demon. *Puts the duck in Jace’s spot, pets its head and leaves*

Jace: *Runs out the room screaming*

Alec: …

Duck: …

Alec: *Looks up and winces* I’ve just gained a pet duck. *Sighs*

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snUGGLES

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is this allowed

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dean is so beautiful and cares for the ones he loves so deeply and truly he loves to eat and work on his car and he loves zeppelin and ac/dc and he would give you the shirt off his back what i’m trying to say is he’s the best man i’ve ever known

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Just feeling emotionally compromised after finding this pic of tiny Jared. BECAUSE Sam Winchester was sporty, too, as a youngster and even won a regional championship! So now I’m head-canon imagining this as a photo of Sam that Dean took.

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anonymous requested: sam + the wind in his hair

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Return to Me

Summary: Dean isn’t a demon anymore.

Characters: Dean x Reader; Sam

Word Count: 1422

Warnings: oral sex(male receiving)

A/N: This fic was inspired by this gif that @waywardbaby sent to me.

The black slowly disappeared from Dean’s eyes. Sam looked back at you. The uncertainty was clear on his face. He pulled the flask of holy water from his pocket and took two steps toward his brother. With a quick movement of his arm, he splashed Dean’s face. There was no smoke, no hissing sound, just Dean. It was Dean.

You ran to him. His arms and legs were still tied to the chair Sam had positioned in the middle of a devil’s trap. You put your arms around his shoulders and sat down in his lap to get closer to him. You buried your face in his neck. “Dean?”

He rubbed his cheek against your hair. It was all he could do to touch you. “Yeah, Baby. It’s me.”

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Some Alex for you, Beka 😂😂

@meganwinchester1999 … How DARE you?? Oh, come on!! 😵🔥😍

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biceps and leather

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We've all seen that lovely sweats gif of Jensen going commando and let's face it we all freaked ...

My question is where the hell is he hiding that thing in them tight ass pants???

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spnhiatuscreations | week sixteen | dean winchester ↳ “I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride     I’m wanted dead or alive.”

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Smiley!Jensen @ SeaCon ‘18 Gold Panel