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HUGH JACKMAN as Drover in Australia (2008)

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I can’t breathe.. it’s really really hard to. I’m loosing my mind 😮‍💨. I’m really trying God.. and I pray she can’t feel my energy all way in the room 🤦🏽‍♀️.. cause that would just make things worse.

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There are just things I don’t understand that aren’t my business.. like why am I concerned with that fact they are in the bathroom together? Why because we weren’t doing that before she left me. It was distant and she wasn’t able to hang out with me. Though it’s different.. he brings out a different side of her. And she said they would be some fuck shit if she end up being friends with Izzy and not me 😭 and look at this! I called it.. I spoke it into existence. I am a manifesting generator after all 😭🤦🏽‍♀️.. it always the stuff I don’t want to happen that ends up happening! Lmaooo. Hella triggered right now though I am going to get through it 😊. God has me always! I’m not sure what or how to feel anymore. Can I even feel anyway bro?! I told her that their relationship isn’t simple and she won’t be able to walk away from him like she can me. We weren’t dealing with each other that long for her to not want to cut me off 🤷🏽‍♀️. I have to deal with the consequences. Excuse my ted talk and I hope you enjoyed. I’m either going to cry now or I’m not really sure. I’m just really really really sad.. hearing her laugh and I’m not the one causing it hurts.. not being able to see her sleep when I go to work in the morning makes my heart hurt so bad. It feels like a piece of me is being ripped away and I’m the only one paying the price for it. They still get to me connected because he understands or I don’t know. Their relationship just isn’t ours and right now that sucks because of how our relationship is it’s being left like this.. no smiles and giggles and good moments 😪🥺. I’m hurting so bad right now that I just want to disappear and go away 😮‍💨. I don’t know what to do anymore. I feel psychotic.. I feel erratic.. I’m just venting. I will be fine, I will get through all of this and will grow stronger because of it. She is the love of my life I cannot deny.. we just aren’t meant to be together right now 😮‍💨

I’m breathing and breathing.

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I love you Kirsten ❤️🌹✨

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She didn’t come home last night…

I mean it’s none of business and she didn’t have to let me know. I want to make sure she’s safe. When she was hear I always knew because she was here.. though now she’s about to leave.. I don’t want her to go 😮‍💨.

There’s so much to release that I couldn’t even imagine starting now. I’m going to miss her a lot and on the anniversary of my grandma no less. Feeling extra sad today. Though I’m gonna push through and channel Grandma Glo. I miss you Grandma Gloria, I really do 😫. The whole not knowing their impact until they are gone really sucks bro.

I don’t know anymore but Gods got me ❤️

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GGGGAAAAAWWWWDD DAMN 😍🤤😮‍💨

JOHN BOYEGA Pirelli Calendar 2025

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A statement I agree with wholeheartedly 🤷🏽‍♀️

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I think it’s high time I found a new journal outlet 😘💔.

Welcome to my headspace tumblr 🤪

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RENEÉ RAPP Mean Girls (2024)

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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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Klonnie Week Day #2

Portrait of a Muse - Unresolved Sexual Tension.

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Summary:

He captures her in soft moonlight, posed in silence, a living dream... "They say he might've loved her..." One of the viewers comment. "I mean look at how he drew her! How can they not?" A touch of fingers, a stolen glance, yet their boundaries stay held in a cautious dance... "They say you might've loved me..." She repeats to him one night. "And what do you think?" "That things were rarely that simple." Or, an AU starting in 1492 Bulgaria where Bonnie is but the simple daughter of a traveling merchant and Klaus a man on the hunt.

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Story Blurb:

“I’d like to draw you,” a stranger asks, his words hanging in the air between them like an unexpected

Bonnie blinks at the man before her, her eyes widened in bafflement. "Draw me?" She utters, because that wasn’t the first thing she was expecting to hear from him with all the days he’s spent watching her work the inn, his eyes tracking her every move yet never approaching. 

No.

It was a different kind of proposition she'd expected, one she loathed responding to; and yet such depravity is not what he's asked from her tonight.

Though the man before her doesn’t bother repeating himself, all but a fleeting twitch upon his lips as sea-green eyes continue boring into her. “I’d make sure that you were well compensated for it,” he adds, nodding towards the dishes in her hand. “Double whatever you might be making here.”

…

Double?

Bonnie instinctively pulled the plates closer to herself, a bit defensive as she asks, “And just what would such an agreement with you entail?” 

"That you pose as I ask, allow me to dress you however I desire for a scene, and make yourself available to me whenever I want."

…

Just who was this man?

“It would be easy for you to abuse such rules,” she retorts, her skepticism lingering. 

Though the man only shrugs at her, his expression bored. “It would. But you’ll have to trust that my intentions aren’t wicked.” A subtle grin played on his lips now, a tilt that Bonnie isn't sure she should like. 

This was a bad idea…

And he seems like the kind of cautionary figures her mother always warns her about—men who purposefully sought out naive or disadvantaged women, disguising their ill intentions with the facade of opportunity that proved advantageous only to them and detrimental to their victims. 

…

Still…she was no regular woman—the magic constantly stirring against the surface of her skin could attest to that—and she certainly wouldn’t call herself naive.

She glances away for a moment, teeth worrying at some of the dry skin on her bottom lip. “I don’t know you…you’re a stranger here.” 

This was a very bad idea…

“A stranger offering you a grand opportunity,” he counters, eyes alight with a ferocity she can’t comprehend, one that seems to draw her in further. “Do you need more evidence of my wealth before you can agree? I can assure you that it’s nothing to scoff at.” 

That much was obvious with the way he was dressed, the way he looked; opulence in every thread, his attire draped in velvet and gilded finery, intricate patterns of embroidery matching perfectly with the few bits of gold jewelry he wore on his fingers, his blonde hair seeming soft and perfectly styled on his head.

Yes, this was a man whose comforts surely matched that of a king, his offer hanging in the air both tempting and treacherous.

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She could always use the gold…

The innkeeper here was kind enough to pay her what he could in exchange for her modest services, but it was never going to be enough to put certain plans of hers in motion, the idea of orange grove trees and sandstone beaches flashing temptingly in her mind's eye.  

Bonnie looks back at him, gaze assessing. 

She could have it…

…

…she could have it all in exchange for what? A few pictures? 

“I want the option to say no if your requests prove to be against my liking,” she demands, taking the first step toward the precipice where either her success or peril surely awaits.

The man, seemingly unfazed, shrugs again, conceding easily to her demand. “Fair enough.”

“And for the first few drawings…” She continues, unwilling to let a single condition of hers slip their current negotiations. “We’ll do them here in the inn.”

Where she could call for help if anything were to go awry. 

“Easily done,” he quickly agrees, tossing her a smile that was something both dangerous and beckoning. “Now….do we have a deal?”

Bonnie nods once, sealing her fate. “We do.”

He extended a hand toward her, and she discarded her dishes to a nearby table before taking his hand in turn. “Klaus. Klaus Mikaelson.”

An interesting name she thinks, looking down at their hands, that familiar dark energy coursing through their touch, surprising her eyes back to his; her heart beginning to beat sporadically in her chest. 

Vampire. 

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Witch, his eyes seem to answer, grin widening further to show all his teeth. “And your name is?”

Bonnie licks her lips, wondering just how desperate she seeks to become before finally making a decision, bowing slightly as she answers, “Bonnie Bennett, my lord," though the answering look of glee on his face does nothing to help the shivers running up her spine.

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For @klonnieshippersclub KlonnieWeek.

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Closing Note:

A bit late to the party! But I've got all my stuff in order so I'll just be posting these as they get done.

Love ya! xoxo

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Here for the Black girls with ass Here for the Black girls with no ass Here for the Black girls with curves Here for the Black girls with no curves Here for the Black girls with long hair Here for the Black girls with short/no hair Here for the Black girls with natural hair Here for the Black girls with weave/relaxers Here for the Black girls with clear skin Here for the Black girls with acne/stretch marks/scars Here for the Black girls with dark eyes Here for the Black girls with light eyes Here for the Black girls that are all Black Here for the Black girls who are half/quarter Here for the Black girls who are ghetto Here for the Black girls who are nerdy Here for the Black girls who are high-maintenance Here for the Black girls who be chillin Here for the Black girls who are stoners Here for the Black girls who hold Bibles Here for the Black girls who are sexual Here for the Black girls who are asexual Here for the Black girls who are saving themselves Here for the Black girls who have casual sex Here for the Black girls in crop tops and daisy dukes Here for the Black girls with skirts to the ground I’m here for Black girls I’ll always be here for Black girls Because we are worth it.

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They really would! Both of them were rejected and misunderstood. A beautiful match indeed ❤️🙏🏽

Don't be sad! Your new best friend spinel is here!

I think these two would get along perfectly. I love them so much I would die for them both.

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Stringbean, the snakeshifter palisman

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SOO I HAVE BEEN MEEEAANING TO TALK ABOUT THIS… they have cancelled Gossip Girl! I REPEAT THEY HAVE CANCELLED GOSSIP GIRL. I really do hope they get picked up because what in thee entire fuck. That show is good and gets better with each episode truly! I was ready to be cast on the show and now my dream is floating away. I truly do not understand where they got the logic from 500000 shows in the world you decide to cancel this one. They still have momentum to burn and keep alive. They barley had a chance man. Though for the last two episodes I will be doing my vent review. Whether you like it or not 😭😘. I’m okay, though I wish I could have another season of Gossip Girl is all. All of the characters.. and they are all HOTTT ASF. Bruh. Just why why WHYYY WHHHYY 🥺😪. I’ll go cry in the corner now

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No THEY DIDN’T! And you know what I’m talking about! I’m back people with THE RESIDENT! They didn’t have to make me cry like this at the end! Cause it’s all the happy ending at the end for me! The Resident will continue to have my heart if they keep doing all of this to me like this! First of all I am so glad Sammie is okay cause I don’t think I could of took a heart break this episode seriously. Even with the bum ass Governor I glad he okay because he kept his word or whatever so Chastain is here to stay! Everyone is just filled with so much love BILLIE AND CONRAD BEING ALL LOVEY IN THE BEGINNING AND THE END. OH MY HEART. Devin proposed to Leela like they are so cute together.. ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME DEVIN!! I’m just so excited, AJ and Padma are being parents. Life is looking up for all of my favorites truly. Now to get to my favorite part!

CONRAD TOLD BILLIE HE FUCKING LOVES HER! HE SAID I LOVE YOU SO SWIFT AND OOO SO GOOD! They have a little family! I really just want them together forever. I want more BILLIE AND CONRAD! I CRAVE AND WHOEVER DOESN’T.. that’s you and this is me lmaoo! What is their ship name?! Does anyone know?! Oo. I’m ready to get to fanfic reading til the next season comes out. No complaints about this episode. I’m signing off until the next TV Show I’ll vent about.. hmmm I think Gossip Girl might be next.. that’s my new obsession ❤️😍😝.

See ya soon!

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