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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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yaoi is all men are good for

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

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On this day twenty years ago, Rose Tyler tried to find out more about the mysterious man known as the Doctor by googling "doctor". Iconic shit.

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film bros are really watching “twin peaks” when they could be watching “twinks pee”

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Are you pro or anti bush

he was a bad president

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING NERDS

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Christmas gift for one of my friends

For my bestie @m0on-prism

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