sarielis

[sarielis]

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[sarielis]

My problem is that I feel like everyone I love I have loved before.

[sarielis]

Looking for local bog witch that can turn people into frogs… asking for a friend…

[sarielis]

Feeling melancholy today so here’s a tree I drew. 💅

[sarielis]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[sarielis]

I got six words for you: I got four words for you: I got 2 words: Fuck you

[sarielis]

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

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love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

[sarielis]

Just opened my fic document and found this

Thanks, past me. Incredibly helpful.

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[sarielis]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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[sarielis]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[sarielis]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

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He had a head the size of a really large onion. and eyes like small onions. His cock was like a really long nice onion curving a bit to the right. balls were like pearl onions. his hands weren't anything like onions so let's move on from those. His ears were

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elves:

me: