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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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Smoke break for them<3

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obi-wan: While I'm gone, you're in charge, Anakin.

anakin: Yes!

obi-wan, whispering to cody: You're secretly in charge, but I don’t want him to feel bad.

cody: Obviously.

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turning 30 and immediately developing period cramps for the first time in your life is akin to being pushed off a cliff and then shot for good measure

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imagine if the senate made the jedi like make a documentary for whatever reason so the public view during the war of them gets better or something and it’s just the funniest shit ever bc the Jedi might be seen as just rigid or uptight by the public but it’s the total opposite

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Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Bant Eerin/Siri Tachi, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Ahsoka Tano Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, CC-2224 | Cody, Ahsoka Tano, Bant Eerin, Siri Tachi, Quinlan Vos, CT-6116 | Kix, Mace Windu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Single Parent Obi-Wan Kenobi, other tags to be added as i think of them, othr characters and relationships to be added as they become relevant Summary:

The worst part is explaining that he is no longer Anakin’s brother.

(the No Contact Anakin AU)

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i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

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gods im tired of trying to be thinner

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Help me obi wan kenobi youre my favourite ghost

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Bail Organa is barely in "Revenge of the Sith" and he's such a badass in those few moments that it's wonderful. The Jedi have been declared traitors? Better go pick some Jedi Council members up personally and smuggle them onto Coruscant to destroy the trap beacon. Yoda tries to assassinate the new Emperor? Bail Organa is waiting solo outside in the getaway speeder, giving free taxi rides for people trying to kill dictators. Anakin Skywalker has turned to the Dark Side and killed Padmé? Better adopt and raise Darth Vader's daughter with unconditional love. And after this movie is over, Bail is apparently going to go right back to work in the Imperial Senate while helping to found the Rebellion, because this superspy does not fucking blink.

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Wash off the Shame, Commander

Seen first on Patreon!

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Shared by PatlovesFreddie on Twitter

pic I’ve never seen

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i want to *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* break free

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!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey random ass post but in the tags can you tell me what’s your number one safe food. like not necessarily your favorite food, but just thee most quintessential “ol’ reliable” that you can always manage to eat no matter how bad your sensory issues or mental illness is acting up.

mine is microwave popcorn (and bonus points for a chocolate milk to go with it)

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Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.