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at least there's gay people

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the most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes 

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They're so stupid I love them

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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styrlingelf

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Piping plover chick

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Do you think astronauts ever look down at the earth and see a sketchy storm cloud and feel like they should let someone know?

Astronaut: “Houston, you’ve got a problem.”

Control: “We’ve got a problem?”

Astronaut, watching King Ghidorah haul kaiju ass across the Gulf of Mexico: “Yeah you’ve got a fucking problem.”

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I’ve been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats

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evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

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Over The Waves by Setsuko Matsushima

art quilt

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these are two full-grown adult cats. but one of them will always be baby

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bird names on people are so awesome. its the best genre of name in my opinion (although i might be biased.) if you are deciding on a new name for yourself i cant reccomend enough naming yourself after a bird or bird species. itll make you so much cooler and hotter than you could ever have imagined ^v^

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the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"