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[A neon pink gibbon kigirumi arrives]

What am I supposed to do with this? It’s hideous!

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Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

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I can try?

Ummm... so Bran got me a car for Mother's Day.

can anyone help me find the owner?

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[A box of dead disgusting house centipedes]

[UNHOLY SKREEECH]

[Burning the box]

Whoever sent these is getting punched.

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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

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https://t.co/oM4eV6w6bm

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//I know I haven't been on here much I'm mostly on @investigator-with-thorns lately. I also just generally keep getting distracted so I'm not on my sideblogs as much.

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18. how do you deal with people who are anti-polyamory?

Usually tell them to go bother someone else. If I feel like it I’ll get very sarcastic.

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polyamorous oc ask game

how did your oc find out they're polyamorous? what did they do with the knowledge?

is your oc's polycule open, partially open, or closed?

does your oc cohabitate with any of their partners, part-time or constantly?

how did your oc meet their partners?

is your oc legally married to or officially in a de facto relationship/domestic partnership with any of their partners?

is your oc's polycule kitchen table or not?

how many people are currently in your oc's polycule? what are their relationships to each other?

what do they like to do for date nights, if they have them?

is your oc ambiamorous (happy in either polyamorous or monogamous relationships)?

does your oc currently have any crushes?

how long has your oc known about polyamory? did they have any misconceptions about it?

do any of your oc's partners "vet" their other potential partners?

does your oc have any metamours? how do they feel about each other?

how does your oc explain their relationship status?

how many partners could your oc realistically have? how many do they think they could handle?

how does your oc handle scheduling?

has your oc experienced a messy breakup? how did they cope, and was anyone there to help them at the time?

how does your oc deal with people who are anti-polyamory?

does your oc fit any of the many stereotypes made about polyamorous people? which ones?

free space for the asker!

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show this to ur friends w no context

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Bleeding out

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EVERTHING smells of pickles

I know. I hate it.

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Somebody put pickle juice in the humidifier.

Who does that?! Why?!

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what they dont tell u about bouncing on it is that is actually takes a lot of stamina and core strength

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Lasso meme

Send a ◵ for your muse (the sender) to lasso up my muse (the receiver)

Send a ◶ for my muse (the receiver) to lasso up your muse (the sender)

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Any crystal can get rid of unwanted beings that have physical bodies. You have to launch it hard enough.

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Yeah, I was stuffed in there by a person who I then proceeded to chomp for being mean to animals.

[There is a very round orange cat in a trashcan]

... out!