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Rude Buster !!

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never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

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ive decided to just hate xenosatanism all together

why the fuck are you identifying with a label that is deeply rooted in anti-consent?

It does not make me a “terf” to hate xenosatanism and their fucked up beliefs. Which are, and not limited to:

- Delayed abortion (killing babies after birth)

- Pro-rape / noncon (“harmless” nonconsensual, sexual contact… which DOES NOT EXIST!!! any non-consensual sexual contact IS harmful and traumatic for most.)

- Pro-Artificial-Intelligence (i dont think i need to elaborate on why this is bad.)

- Political bisexualism (saying that if you arent bisexual, you’re a terf for loving one single gender.)

“But… Xenosatanism is pro-transid and pro-radqueer!!” LITERALLY you can be those things WITHOUT being a xenosatanist.

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I have a feeling there should also be BATs (Bats against Transmedicalism)

If you are a terf we, the rats, will shoot you with our nerf-gun 🫨🫨🧀😳

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Some of the among us happy meal script

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yo what is up you guys right now we're at mcdonalds, and it is currently 3 in the morning and we just found out when you come to mcdonalds at 3 in the morning, you can order the among us happy meal you guys, that's right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal, and there's a toy inside of among us- you can either be a crewmate, or it can be an impostor and if you guys do not know what among us is, you must be living under a rock you guys, this game is insane, ok? so you can play with a bunch of friends ok? like 8, i- i- i think it's up to 10 people you can play with, and there's impostors, and there's crewmates, and pretty much the impostor is trying to sabotage the whole game and trying to win. it's insane you guys, once again, this- this video is not sponsored at all, but this game is insane. so we got so excited guys we love the game and we found that the mcdonalds is offering an among us happy meal, AND there's a toy inside, but supposedly, when you get this happy meal you guys, something scary and weird with the impostor. now i don't really believe it, but these videos i've been seeing on youtube have been insane, so that's why we're here right now, we're gonna go through the drive through, and we're gonna order the among us happy meal. But i need EVERYONE to like this video if you're excited, ok? like this video with your knuckles right now, just smash, hit the like button, SUPER HARD you guys, on the count of 3 seconds i wanna see what you guys can do cuz i can't do it, and if cole can't do it, no one could like this video with their knuckles so let's see if you guys can do it in 3 seconds. 3, 2, 1. OH HO! they can do it! (oh my god!) you guys, if you could do it comment down below, and also leave a comment down below if you ever played among us, or if you know anything about impostors, or crewmates, or among us, alone. and we'll shout you out on the next video, so thank you guys so much for leaving AWESOME comments all the single time, it's amazing. yeahhhh, alright you guys, moment of truth, i don't see anyone in the line though, yeah i haven't seen anything about it! this is mcdonalds, how may i help you today? hi um, can i get the, uh, among us happy meal with a cheese burger and no pickle? and can i get um- uh- do you have orange hi-c or no? no, we have an orange poptart, apples or extra ketchup oh, french fries? anything else, sir? that's it ok please come to the second window alright. gasp no way they actually have it no way!!!!! no freaking way!!! they actually have it dude no way! no way! alright i'm putting my mask on guys, turn off the light? ok, ok yeah ok hey how are you? ok here you go man oooohhh ok cool. laughs hysterically THE TOY!! They actually had it dude! Dude no way! no way! ok im gonna put my mask up. hey how He wanna says something? oh, thank you! OHH MY GOD GUYS WE ACTUALLY GOT IT in the most ear piercing voice possible The among us happy meal you guys. Dude this is so cool. Ok you guys taks off mask we're gonna head back home and open this up so we can see what inside of it cut to house with woman who looks like shes 100% a dead body holding the meal Ok guys we're home and im like ready to feast on this thing and i also really wanna know what insideare you. OOOH , ok cool, laughs hysterically I dont like how its not decroative though. whats he doing? Hes putting the key that no one knows cause you can only get it at 3 in the morning, OOOH it has to be secret menu item. It has to be secret menu. oh my god. ohohoho my god. i really though he was gonna say no like they dont have it i thought it didnt exist He wanna says something? oh, thank you! OHH MY GOD GUYS WE ACTUALLY GOT IT in the most ear piercing voice possible The among us happy meal you guys. Dude this is so cool. Ok you guys taks off mask we're gonna head back home and open this up so we can see what inside of it cut to house with woman who looks like shes 100% a dead body holding the meal Ok guys we're home and im like ready to feast on this thing and i also really wanna know what inside Yeah you guys this is going to be IN SANE

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A reminder: if you were taught that mosquitoes in general are useless to the environment and could be eliminated “without consequence”, then you were taught incorrectly. People still regularly comment this silly notion on my posts with absolute confidence. Our goal is reducing risk to humans, NOT eliminating the dangerous animal altogether.

You don’t have to like irritating, gross, or dangerous animals (most people do not), but if you are ever arguing for the extinction of an entire animal species try to remember the natural world is unfathomably complex in ways none of us can predict.

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This is peak.

oh yeah-i'm not done yet.

i gotta talk a8out vriska's two new most nota8le features. a red sash and a red eye. except-OOPS! they 8n't new at all.

8oth are sym8olically connected to her mindfang roleplaying outfit and mindfang herself. only in her roleplay outfit, actively mimicking mindfang, does does she ever wear a red sash 8efore hell-tier. and the o8viousness of her 8usted eye turning red.

"8ut this makes no sense" i hear the average reader cry out in confusion after internalizing (wrongly) that june eg8ert is insane and crazy and needs to 8e qui8 and take her estrogen. "i thought vriska went to therapy, why is she still trying to pretend to 8e her god awful mother figure?"

THAT makes complete sense, if you've ever actually 8een to therapy and not used therapy as a rhetorical device for whenever someone who personally disgusts you exists in your presence.

therapy is a8out helping you cope and manage with your life as is. it's not a8out 8rainwashing you into a completely different person. that's conversion therapy and that's a 8ad thing, y'know.

from visuals alone, it's o8vious what vriska took away from her therapy that-y'know-seems to 8e working gr8 for her. for the whole of the therapy arc vriska was coping with her past actions and her lack of control over them. whether they 8e childish wiles, her 8ook of destiny, or literally omnipresent god making her do sh8t she regrets.

the solution isn't "learn you were a 8ad person so you can avoid doing that again." vriska already understood she didn't like what she did-from the moment she did them she knew she didn't like what she did. it's why she's so eager to kill herself for tavros.

she would die if it meant lifting this sin off her shoulders. 8ut, unfortun8tly for her.

it's not that easy. you can't hurt yourself into forgiving yourself. you can't h8 yourself into a version of yourself you love.

acceptance of what happened is the only way forward. that you don't HAVE to prove your own f8cking existence-that you don't need to justify your own f8cking existence against your sins to continue on. this is how we know vriska's 8eing serious when she says she's normal now.

she's still vriska. she's still herself. still doing what she does 8est. 8ut she's not doing it for the desper8 need to 8e forgiven-to justify why she should continue to exist. she already knows she deserves to exist even if she can't 8e the most important girl ever. even tho she is. cuz yes-it is f8cking sad all of her friends suck compared to her. 8ut that's not why she continues to exist. she continues to exist cuz there's worth in her life intrinsically regardless of what she does with her life. people love her even if she doesn't do the perfect things to make up for what she's done right. (spoiler, she can't. mistakes aren't transactions.) the next twist, is the second half of the puzzle.

vriska knows she has intrinsic worth now. 8ut how can she square the fact she's a monster? the fact that 8y her nature and up8ringing, she is meant to kill. her claws are sharp, her fangs are sharper. sharpened 8y her life. she had no real hope of 8eing softer. 8y every account, she was doomed in the classic sense to 8e a monster that eats people. what does she do? does she fight it? reject her very nature and fight the ones who represent these sharp parts of herself? slay them and declare she will never 8e like them? no that's not the solution.

perhaps she'd 8e 8etter off giving herself up to momfang. 8etter off thanking her even. this was a good thing. may8e even feed herself to momfang. get sharper than ever. also wrong. as tragic as her life is, vriska can't change the fact she's a monster.

8ut if she can't kill momfang, or give in to her, what else could 8e? surely there's only two options.

except, the genius reader-or at least the competent reader can see the solution. we already found it.

acceptance. vriska is a monster. she was raised awfully. she deserved 8etter. she could've 8een someone else. 8ut she's not. she's vriska serket. the sharpest girl on alternia. these are unchangea8le facts. so what more is there to do, than accept what happened, how it influenced you, and move on. you don't need to please her, you don't need to fight her. death is not the only option. and of course vriska serket is strong enough to evade it.

and then of course, there's the retrauma

even as you learn and grow, wrenches will still get thrown into your progress. you just need to cope and move on and remem8er, acceptance. no retrys, 8e sure to get it right. oh w8 there is no getting it right, this is just f8cked up and irrelevant to my gr8er point.

"you have a gr8er point vriska? i thought you just liked the sound of your own voice."

yes i do have a gr8er point, qui8 in the 8ack i'm not finished yet.

this all culmin8s in the final piece. acceptance and forgiveness.

wonderful recounting of the entire hell arc vriska. thank you vriska i can't resist spelling things out. why did i do that? simple. to explain why vriska hasn't actually changed. she has. 8ut she hasn't. she's changed for the 8etter. she hasn't cut pieces of herself off frantically until she's taken all the "8ad" parts off. she's content with who she is and where she's come from and knows where she wants to go. she made mistakes and that's ok. she has worth even if she keeps making mistakes. she's f8cking normal.

that red eye and shash isn't a sign of stagnancy. if anything, it's a sign of more growth than ever. she has not thrown all herself away and made something new. she gra88ed the sword she was made into 8y the hilt, and uses it for her own gains. the red eye and sash are simple. they're matur8ty. she looks like mindfang now, cuz well. like she once said.

there are certain roles and 8ehaviors which are 8est left to fully developed, grown 8ss people! and thus, vriska is grown 8ss people. she's a god damn adult. THAT is why she has the red sash and eye.

thank you all for coming to my vristalk, heed my words or know woes for the remainder of your days. more to come if i think of anything else super o8vious to a genius like me.

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You guys need to hear me out okay

RUV X AGOTI YURI.

Thank you

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Kill

thinking about marky dubois. he is genuinely one of my fav characters ever. tumblr needs to post about my alter ego more (aka marky dubois). i do indeed have a pet frog named ol yeller <3

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Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace, play with my balls and tell me how big they are

Its tiny wdym big

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I shoukd post on main more often

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HIHI I dunno if your requests are still open but I’m asking anyways becuz hopefully this isn’t the wrong account but if can I maybe have some graphics of Sasha Waybright from Amphibia ^_^!! IT’S OKAY IF NOT OFC I WOULDN’T WANNA STRESS YOU OUT !!

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HIIIIIIIAIAIAIIA ANON :333333 SORRY I AM REALLY BURNTOUT

im trying to upload anyway BWUT HOPE YU LIKE IT

if anything contact mwe! ^_^

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HIHI I dunno if your requests are still open but I’m asking anyways becuz hopefully this isn’t the wrong account but if can I maybe have some graphics of Sasha Waybright from Amphibia ^_^!! IT’S OKAY IF NOT OFC I WOULDN’T WANNA STRESS YOU OUT !!

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HIIIIIIIAIAIAIIA ANON :333333 SORRY I AM REALLY BURNTOUT

im trying to upload anyway BWUT HOPE YU LIKE IT

if anything contact mwe! ^_^

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Ships can't be illegal unless you're making nsfw ship content of a real-life minor

By illegal ships I mean like,, if the ship was two people in real life then it would be considered illegal. Like adult x minor or incestuous ships. That’s considered illegal in real life, therefore why most people are against shipping it in fiction !! Hope this helps ^u^ /gen