sasquatch-issues
sasquatch-issues
˗ˏˋ ellie ˎˊ˗
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sasquatch-issues · 6 years ago
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everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.
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sasquatch-issues · 6 years ago
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She watched his tail twitch as he sat upon his perch. He looked magnificent in the morning sun, golden fur and green eyes awash in the rays. He often looked too old for himself, too wise.
When Aelia found her companion, he was a force of nature. A beautiful boy covered in scars and wounds. She loved him.
And he, whom then lifted his back leg to lick parts of him he once couldn’t reach, loved her. Even though he was once Vinicius: fierce, untouchable, valiant. Now he was enjoying grooming lazily in the sunshine.
He wasn’t quite sure how everything happened so quickly. One moment he was amongst champions, fueled by wine and anger in the arena. He supposed he has slept with one too many of the ladies of his competitors. (He considered himself QUITE the ladies man). And so as the match ended, his armor and hair splattered in blood, he found himself suddenly whisked away.
The last he remembered was his bones aching and cracking, his jaw on fire.
And then she came. Hovering over him with kind eyes and long curls. She was stunning. Obviously wealthy. Her clothes said it all. Her hands were soft on him and he instinctually let out a soft noise of appreciation to which he mewed in surprise as a purr escaped him.
Vinicius protected her fiercely. Claws and all. Men began calling him Lion, seeing as his spirit was that of. Aelia never faltered, always fed him and held him in kind.
He knew if he had just met her and her curved nose, slender shoulders, and gentle voice he would’ve loved her. Probably even married her. But for now, he hopped off his perch with a soft patter of his toes and pranced to his lady with a spring in his step. Laying at her feet with all the glory in the world.
An undefeated gladiator of ancient Rome is cursed to live out the rest of his life as a cat, write the story of his life from then on.
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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help me out guys. reblog this, like this. for every note, everything is pushed back a day for him. I need your help. he doesn’t believe it’s possible to help him. but it’s entirely possible, especially with your help. I know these are so sporadic and cliché to an extent along with becoming so popular on here, but please. I appreciate every single note
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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In a world full of potential, a master narrator can weave together the perfect story. The only problem: there are four narrators and each of them are going for a different genre.
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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Guys get erections every morning, the concept of morning varies depending where you live, so because of the time zones, humanity has been doing a “boner wave” around the earth since the dawn of humanity
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.
Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)
If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.
For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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Are fedoras really that bad?
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YES YES THEY ARE
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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lemme actually start using this app
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island 
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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sasquatch-issues · 7 years ago
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obama means family
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