32, gay nerd, he/him, Sasquatch to some, hobbit to others; originally from SC now in DC. Video games, movies, books, art, basically any narrative medium. Sometimes I post NSFW-ish stuff, other times I post shit. Feel free to talk to me!
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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.
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i have never related so much to a tiktok
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Teen LGBT Squad
Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.
This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke
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quit starin at me with them big ol eyes!!!!
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I just spent 3 hours going through the crazy pokemon leak.. absolutely bonkers stuff. There were some walk / run cycles in the pokemon anime resources and I thought it’d be fun to stitch them together!!
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DORIAN 🚪 Date Everything! (2025) dev. Sassy Chap Games
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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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