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eli vanto wakes up and wonders what the fuck thrawn is gonna get them court-martialled for this time

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When you can’t sleep, and all you can do is read one more drabble… then another… then another… 

But thank you @owlpartytime those stories kept me company till dawn 🤭

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ISB Kallus: Okay, what's your name?

Ezra, captured for the third time this week: Jabba the hut.

ISB Kallus: I don't believe you.

ISB Kallus: How old are you?

Ezra: 610. I'm a force god.

ISB Kallus: Okay, you know what, I'm gonna put that in my report, and then you're gonna be tried as a force god and they're gonna cut your head off.

Ezra:

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the oracle: neo, you and agent smith are the same. he is your double. what the machine created to balance you out

neo: then i know what i must do

*goes to land smith a big fat smooch on the lips*

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baby boy. baby

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cat boy

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интересно как быстро забанят меня и моих uwu

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something is coming...

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sewed 🧵

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i pick my poison and it's you

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ugh she's so evil 😩🥵

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heaven is inside you

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mommy.. 🌺

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con te partirò - I'll go with you

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oh sanctum, covet me

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ugh celestial boyfriend 🙄