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you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

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Me in prison: *to the other inmates* so, have you seen orange is the new black?

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you better pop lock and drop that attitude

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If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

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did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

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I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

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liam lookin real daddy (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

requested by parsley <3

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trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

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