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"but there is something that happens when you are told you are too much. you begin to ask everyone, "how small would you like me?""

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I like kissing guys that get excited from kissing. Like they start squeezing you everywhere, rubbing on you, and moaning OMGGGG I be ready to fuck

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the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

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You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

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LOVE WILL FIND YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN EVEN WHEN YOU THINK IT WON'T

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What goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives.

—Tales From Earthsea: Dragonfly, by Ursula Le Guin

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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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in her DMs being mad cordial

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Seen this elsewhere and immediately thought of you @raccoonboywrites

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Sorry, I only date to be buried together

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Big fan of media that makes you feel like this

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Idk if this is actually funny or not. I don't usually do comics. (You probably have to be a monster romance girly.)

It came to me as I was going to bed last night and it was hilarious to me then. 🤷‍♀️

You guys tell me.

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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

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