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With the twins rn

*these two are just in a heated bath with a rubber duck and glowing a bit*

🌌Aww my little stars *about to take a pic but then they start fighting over a rubber duck*🌌

It’s mine!

🔪No mine!🔪

*dog fighting noises*

🌌*siiigh* 🌌

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~Meanwhile on earth~

📓Now..I just have to remember what her house looks like..or I’ll just have to find a shelter. Where am I exactly?...I think I’m lost...📓

*he looks around surrounded only by grass and a few trees, notices an old empty house in the distance but stops*

📓...I don’t feel so good...but I’ll have to try dealing with it myself..if dad finds me he might drug me again.......📓

*he takes a few more steps, collapses starting to get thorns and lizard like features*

*meanwhile a roaming eye just lands nearby*

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Damon: I’m gonna check my son into a clinic for his lovesickness what could go wrong?

Cashel: *probably has a lot of experience escaping places and situations, totally didn’t go to earth to stay on that planet*

Damon: FUUU

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-Damon enters his son's room with coffee-

*and cashel isn't there did he really escape already? lol*

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No one:

Victor and Viktor behind the scenes: *TOTALLY NOT FIGHTING OVER A DOG TOY*

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Viktor: *about to reap a weak and sick gem’s soul*

Flower maybe: Oh no why am I feeling weird now!? No please don’t!

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Words Victor might say if he’s exhausted

-Ingate/Ingates (agate/agates because I said agate like that)

-olivin (pronounced ‘’ohllihvine’’)

-wrap pod

-water hungry

-verdill

-Pol (apollo)

-This one is kinda cute actually but it’s weef 

-Soul (soleil)

-Periodt (peridot)

-Demontoid (demantoid)

-Hot but frozen (he means cold)

-Demond (diamond)

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Helltaker flower: *grins*

Helltaker Viktor: Nope you’re coming with me maybe you can help me with my work *drags flower on a child leash*

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What some old friends are doing

Tiny Steel- Well he tried eating bullets now child why

Brown Zircon- Keeping tiny steel out of trouble basically

Lance- Eating gems 

3kg- Resting yes he still works there he just lives with a hematite now

Zirconium- He’s lovesick 

( @thisissteelhere7435 )

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Helltaker flower: Hey uh, Victor, your bf is an angel now

*runs to apollo hugging him*

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What the sketchy red zircon likes

-Heated bubble baths

-Secretly being wrapped in a cocoon

-Scamming gems at the blackmarket

-Illegal substances that possibly don’t help him at all just make him weaker

-Scamming higher ups that buy his stuff and stupid selenites

-Totally not having his cheeks squished 

-Definitely not attention 

-A baby blanket he purchased in the blackmarket it came from earth..who went to earth? who even knows 

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~Coven AU scenario where two guards find out~

Flower: WAIT THESE GEMS ARE CRIMINALS!?

Apollo: calm down at least they help us right?

Flower: DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING? *smack his head*

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What angry chalk thought about other selenites

Neck Sel- Annoying mutt that never shuts up, dumb

Daisy- Cute and soft

Calm Sel- They were alright..

Back of neck Sel- They were...chaotic to say the least especially since they burned the medbay down before the place got rebuilt into a mental clinic

Forehead sel- Too pure and naive, but he’s dumb for trying to hide rebels not even in the basement of the clinic and it’s dangerous 

Emotionless defect sel- .....creepy 

Lobotomy obsessed chalk- Put them in a padded room already please

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Zirconium properly meeting harper the first time: Okay she’s kind of cute

Zirconium now: Do I really need to babysit this human? I swear to the diamonds-

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Cashel: Be honest here Harper, are you trying to help him or kill him? 

Harper probably: Uh well...*deer in headlights look lol*

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Chartreuse’s Emerald: I am not silly I am intimidating

Gem: fetch :P *throws stick off the bridge*

Chartreuse’s Emerald Probably: *JUMP*