Hey yall, my name's Al. So I guess tumblr's dying so if you're a mutual or a follower and still wanna see me Exist i guess feel free to message for my discord?? though tbh i suck at both DMing and being active in any servers so i guess I'll die.
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(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.
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Elmer do have any tips on how to survive Mid-Terms?
Only Half Your Pregnancy Remains
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00332 - Normal Chest - 182 Polygons
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えー…ただいまより…オレのようきゅうを伝えます…
Ah ah ah, now I’m going to tell you my request…

オレは…かわいいので…
Because I am so cute…

よりウマいメシによりまんぞくどを高め…
I am needed to improve my satisfaction by yummier foods…

よりかわいくなるべきだと思うのです…
そこで……今すぐニボシをオレに……
And I think I should be cuter… So… Please…. Give me some dried anchovies as soon as possible……
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once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day
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my car is 10 years old and does not have Bluetooth so I just have a USB with Despacito on it that I take everywhere and pop in whenever I’m feeling really dramatic

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i’m drawing henry in 2019
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