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Remembered about the post that was like "Madara tweets like Cher"
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Jutsus during Naruto part one
Jutsus during Naruto Shippuden
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Naruto and Sasuke roll up to the club and everyone is so excited to hang out with Naruto cuz they're all a liiiiiiiiittle bit in love with him but Sasuke stands in the corner glaring at everyone the whole time and they leave after an hour cuz Sasuke says "this sucks" and Naruto will leave the minute his hot bf claims to be overstimulated
i just think Naruto is like your exuberant sunny dumb bisexual friend who happens to pull the HOTTEST gay asshole boyfriend of all time and he's mean to absolutely everyone, Narutos all "you just don't see in him what i see in him" and it's like 😒 yes you're correct
Sasuke gets Naruto a 12pk of instant ramen the day AFTER his birthday and Naruto starts crying like "Sasuke really loves me, see" but it's only cuz he's never gotten a decent gift in his life
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i just think Naruto is like your exuberant sunny dumb bisexual friend who happens to pull the HOTTEST gay asshole boyfriend of all time and he's mean to absolutely everyone, Narutos all "you just don't see in him what i see in him" and it's like 😒 yes you're correct
Sasuke gets Naruto a 12pk of instant ramen the day AFTER his birthday and Naruto starts crying like "Sasuke really loves me, see" but it's only cuz he's never gotten a decent gift in his life
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Chapter 661
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Sasori; first I take my fist and I shove it right up the ass. I get a good grip and then i yank as hard as I can.
Sakura; im going to die. and become a lamp.
Chiyo: …anyway so as I was saying Sasori is just really shy. He’s my shy grandson
Sasori: Then I turn them inside out like a sock and put them under a sun lamp…thats my ultimate ART. REAL Art unlike that disgusting, vile “art” that Deidara makes. I hope that twink fucking dies rigging a land mine.
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where’s kakashi being crucified for 1000 years it’s easter
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kakashi teaching sasuke the chidori is kind of funny actually. i accidentally killed my friend with this jutsu but ummmm you wont try to do anything like that
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