sasukedivorce
sasukedivorce
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anime sideblog so i can be cringe and free. current obsessions r madoka and naruto. she/her
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sasukedivorce · 10 days ago
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both original series sasuke and shippuden sasuke would call kakashi a faggot without hesitation. original series sakura wouldn’t because ‘that’s a slur!’ but she WOULD call him a twink or fruit and it’s really obvious that it’s just another way of calling him a fag. shippuden sakura wouldn’t call him any of those words because someone told her that it’s not actually any better just because she didn’t use the word faggot but it’s exceedingly obvious that it’s taking all her willpower to hold back. both original series naruto and shippuden naruto don’t even know kakashi’s gay
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sasukedivorce · 21 days ago
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clara doll homura being normal
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sasukedivorce · 1 month ago
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sasukedivorce · 1 month ago
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narusasu and the 1 by taylor swift
I guess you never know, never know And if you wanted me, you really should've showed And if you never bleed, you're never gonna grow And it's alright now
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But we were something, don't you think so? Roaring 20s, tossing pennies in the pool And if my wishes came true It would've been you In my defense, I have none For never leaving well enough alone But it would've been fun If you would've been the one
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I, I, I persist and resist the temptation to ask you If one thing had been different Would everything be different today?
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We were something, don't you think so? Rosé flowing with your chosen family And it would've been sweet If it could've been me
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In my defense, I have none For digging up the grave another time But it would've been fun If you would've been the one
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sasukedivorce · 2 months ago
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taka pulling up at naruto’s wedding
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sasukedivorce · 2 months ago
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first (real) kiss
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sasukedivorce · 3 months ago
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sasukedivorce · 3 months ago
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imagine u get married at like 20 and make ur entire identity being a good mother and tradwife and u take pride in ur marriage home and family but ur husband dgaf about u bc he has been cheating on u with his felon male bestie for pretty much your entire relationship and ur misbehaved son idolizes said gay felon and sees him as more of a parent than you. i would simply die.
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sasukedivorce · 3 months ago
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parallel between naruto and boruto
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sasukedivorce · 4 months ago
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“and you understand now why they lost their minds and fought the wars and why I’ve spent my whole life trying to put it into words, cause you can hear it in the silence, you can feel it on the way home, you can see it with the lights out, you are in love”
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sasukedivorce · 5 months ago
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dost thou wish to live deliciously or something
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sasukedivorce · 5 months ago
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true false
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sasukedivorce · 5 months ago
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Happiness on the same earth
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sasukedivorce · 5 months ago
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It's Always Sunny in Konohagakure
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sasukedivorce · 6 months ago
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People always try to polyamory their way out of nrt relationship drama and I'm sorry but none of them are built for that. "naruhina and sasusaku should live in a big house and raise their children together :)" alright let's watch sasuke and hinata try to share naruto and see what happens actually I'll tell you what will happen within a week they'll make neji's beatdown from the chunin exams look sweet. Sakura may be a fujoshi but she likes that shit when it's fictional she will beat the brakes off naruto if he's getting a smidge more attention. himawari and sarada and that ugly blond kid scarred for life now. The most ethical option is to let sasuke and naruto continue to cheat on their wives with each other because otherwise naruto will reach hitherto unheard of levels of Libra Man and no one wants that.
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sasukedivorce · 6 months ago
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shikamaru when temari killed someone for him
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sasukedivorce · 8 months ago
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true false
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