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I end up siting there like, is this normal? Is this a mental disorder? Am i having an autistic moment? or is it all of the above?

I like to play this game called "which disorder does this symptom belong to?"

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At least my brain starts to like stutter? Its like theres a barrier stopping me from talking and the only way to get over that barrier is with loud explosive words. And the more you try to get round the barrier the harder it is

Meltdowns are involuntary; they're not just "losing your temper." If they become rarer in adults, that's because we learned coping skills we didn't have as kids, and often have the agency to remove ourselves from the overwhelming stimulus before we get overloaded.

Fellow autistics, please add your own thoughts if you like. NTs, you can reblog and comment if you want, but don't talk over us.

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Living in Scotland

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May i add that the two socks u choose to wear dont have to match each other

gay culture is owning like 50 pairs of socks with funky patterns because you only wear shoes as an absolute necessity and they look cute peeking out of the tops of your boots or sneakers as well as being a signal to fellow gays

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Let me feel ur pulse and get used to ur specific sent cus it calmx me in the way thee sound of waves and the smell of lavender dose.

anyone else want that physical closeness that is grown from the same root as passion but branches into something softer… like wanting to touch the person all the time but not in a “i want to turn u on or get something more out of this” way… it’s the “don’t get me wrong i wanna feel the skin underneath ur shirt and the back of ur neck and the space between ur shoulder blades but it’s because i want to be close in another way, on another level.”

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# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis

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Every year the Cullens go to Burning Man

And every year people think they’re doing performance art like Malcolm’s family from that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Eventually they get a reputation.

“Oh the Cullens? Yeah. Every year they show up absolutely doused in body glitter and just…go about their normal days like that.”

“The doctor has a first-aid tent and his wife sells homemade soaps and candles out of their van. They always smell so good I can’t say no.”

“The hot blonde one doesn’t even see any shows, she just lays there and sunbathes. She never burns.”

“The tiny one only hangs out with the really stoned people and braids their hair. I’ve never seen her or any of them sleep.”

“The moody one with the eyebrows, I think his name might be Jessie? Jackass? Whatever. He just lays facedown in the dirt sometimes and doesn’t move for a while. Drugs, man.”

“Edward? The one who just played Wonderwall for 14 hours straight on acoustic guitar last year?”

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I came out to my mom as non-binary, and she was asking me about whether or not I wanted to change my name, and I was telling her about how a common joke for non-binary people is that we name ourselves nouns and trees

But here’s the thing

I forgot to account for the fact that my mom is a huge nature nerd

So I came home from school this afternoon to my mom with a list of different trees and bird names that she thinks I should name myself

Here are some highlights:

Devil’s walking stick

Titmouse

Cardinal (I’m not apposed to this one)

Jay

Peregrine

Pawpaw

Pileated woodpecker

Birch

Maple

Cypress (legit considering this one)

Dogwood

She legitimately thinks these are good names and she also came to the realization that a) she should’ve given all her kids gender-neutral names. She wishes she’d given in to her inner hippie and named us things like blue, moon, river, ocean, and sky.

and B) she wants to now give all of her kids tree/bird nicknames. She followed my sister around for an hour asking if she wanted to be named oak or spruce.

I love her and I’m so glad she’s so supportive, but this is not what I thought the reception to me coming out was going to be

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connected trailer.

God this looks cute.

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if you definitely 100% own all of the dnd 5E content after spending hundreds of dollars on it whether physically or digitally (or both!) u should use this site here as a quick n easy reference point for the content you definitely already legally own because you’re a law abiding citizen who has paid hundreds of dollars for a shittonne of books.

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Favorite Things I’ve Read In The Letters of This One Specific Family, 1790-1821 (paraphrased)

“We’re engaged now and setting out on the sea of life together in our little raft.” dude you’re both rich as Midas. you’re setting out together in a yacht, minimum

Increasing amounts of “per my last email” in letters between Husband and Father-In-Law discussing Wife’s income from the family fortune

Husband: “HAVE YOU HAD THE BABY YET I’M SO WORRIED I WADED THROUGH A FLOOD TO GET TO THE POST OFFICE”

Husband: “Get the baby a suit of armor or I’m sure to crush her with hugs when I get home”

Wife: “Teenage Daughter, could you send me my gold lamé turban?”

I sat there staring into space mouthing “what” for like a solid minute

I want to see this hat SO BADLY

Husband: “Son was firing his toy cannon at my office door, so I had to sally forth and valiantly seize the enemy munitions!”

Teenage Daughter: “My friend and I had our mutual admirer guess which of us had made which pudding to win a pair of gloves from one of us.”

Wife quotes Byron NONSTOP

Wife: “Fuck slave-owners and fuck the Missouri Compromise.”

Yes, they were abolitionists

Yes, they actually did treat their servants well and pay them fairly

Husband: “That old widow I rent to is behind with her payments, but don’t evict her because that would be inhumane, especially since it’s winter.”

Husband: “Wife, remember to wear your flannel petticoats to stay warm- and so I can take them off you when I get home.”

Also Husband, not paraphrased: “How close I should lie to you and how hard I should love you if I were there.”

WONDER WHY THEY HAD 11 KIDS

Husband: “On our tenth anniversary, I just wanted to say that you’re as beautiful to me as always and I love you the most that anyone has ever loved anyone else in the history of the world.”

Wife: “Hi yes I also love you the most that anyone has ever loved anyone else in the history of the world.”

Wife: “My handwriting sucks and I’ve burned three attempts at this letter already but HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS AWESOME TREE I SAW BESIDE THE ROAD YESTERDAY”

Husband makes so. many. puns. Help.

Wife: “Send two or three pounds of the best chocolate you can find, please.”

Husband: “We have ice cream with dinner every day here- don’t be jealous!”

Husband: “Young Adult Daughter, I wrote a poem about your rejected suitors. Here it is.”

Unfortunately I cannot remember the poem at the moment. But there was a part like, “And as for Frank Lyman/He’ll never be my man.”

Just roasting a bunch of young men with surnames you now see on Boston street signs

To Be Continued.

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Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

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When radiologists take a selfie

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i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

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