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When’s this site coming out with a night mode

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“Wait for the person who pursues you, the one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kind of person who brings out the best in you and makes you want to be a better person. Wait for the person who will be your best friend, the only person who will drop everything to be with you at any time no matter what the circumstances, for the person who makes you smile like no one else and when they smile you know they need you. Wait for the person who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweat and a t-shirt, but appreciates it when you get dressed up for them. and most of all wait for the person who will put you at the center of their universe, because that’s where you belong.”

— Unknown

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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

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You can say ‘Nice turn signal, Dick.’ Without moving your lips.

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“If you focus on failure, you can never succeed.If you focus on being hurt in a relationship, you can never be loved.Whatever you focus on, you create.”

— John Assaraf

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I lost my shit

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Rey and Kylo are in a relationship according to the director of The Last Jedi.

Pass it on.

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THEY DID A TAKE WHERE THEY HELD HANDS (Source: @cucumber__2 on twitter here)

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me: big city driving scarey ):

me on country backroads: *takes a sharp curve going 90 mph* yeehaw

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Courage. What is it? It is bravery, the fear of what could happen but the couriousity to see what could happen is stronger than the fear

Heather yoder

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valentines day doesn’t exist for single people. there’s only galentine’s day and 50% off chocolate day.

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HELL YEAH

Single on V Day?

Hey y’all the infamous St. Valentine’s Day is approaching swiftly (it’s tomorrow) and if you’re single like me you might be feeling a little blue right now. You might have plans to stay inside all day or skip school or wear sweatpants out or something but I say NO! On this St. Valentine’s Day we shall rise up! I say we should put on our cutest and most flattering oufit, do our hair, wear jewelry, and put on makeup (if you so choose) to show that we are the stronger people to the inferior coupled peoples. We will also show our angle brethren what they are missing out on! Today might be the day to wallow on the floor, but tomorrow is our day to soar!!!!

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I’m still amazed by the fact how much the Force Bond revealed about Rey’s character.

She stood her ground against Kylo in their first interactions showing her ferociousness and bravery.

And yet in the end she was willing to understand the “monster” Kylo Ren and she embraced his real name Ben really quickly showing how much empathy she has for others.

And also the way she hides this bond form Luke. Her first reaction was to pretend that nothing happened. When she just had the conversation with the her archenemy - the one who she’s supposed to defeat. Despite the fact that she was not even going to listen to him trying to persuade her, her train thought literally this: “that Kylo Ren can communicate with me through the Force. This is just horrible. I hope Luke - the guy who knows so much about the Force and who could help me block it - will never find out about that”. It really hints at her already existing interest in him which showed itself back in TFA.

And then the famous handholding scene. Kylo’s “you’re not alone” was extremely important to his character. It showed how much he does care about her - the girl who defeated him in every possible way. But Rey saying “neither are you” (!) back at him is a game changer.

You could interpret Kylo’s line that he was simply reassuring her. Rey has Finn and Leia and her resistance buddies and it seems that Luke is there for her too. Kylo, for all he knows, is just one of the people she knows and who happened to be around her when she felt vulnerable.

But Rey KNOWS that he has noone. That he’s surrounded by enemies who would be ready to kill him at any moment and that his master is basically using him for his power. So when she, of all people, reassures him that he’s not alone too, it could only mean one thing.

That she’s here for him. That she doesn’t want to abandon him. That she is ready to accept him too.

And then she actually reaches out to him.

I can only imagine what that one line and simple gesture did to poor guy. No wonder he immediately had the resolve to deal with Snoke once and for all after this.

And it does show that Rey relates to his struggle. That she was afraid of him because she felt it too. And that she realized that both of them don’t have to feel alone when they have each other - connected by the will of the Force.

TL;DR - Rey was secretly thirsty for Kylo all along ever since TFA and the moment the Force Bond gave her a chance to climb that man like a tree, she took it.

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This year, Valentines day is a hump day.

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You don’t realize how hard you step on your car’s clutch until you forget you’re driving an automatic and step on the brake instead.

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Anyone else notice in all the movies featuring Santa; he never goes to the house next door. He just gets on his sleigh and fucks off like 20 miles west.